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Doomsaying comment sections?
Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
March 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Doomsaying comment sections?
Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
Their “insights” are just mental flatulence in a echo chamber—a fart with a PhD in pessimism.
doomsaying comment sections? A carnival of self-appointed prophets hawking apocalypse BOGO deals, their keyboards sticky with the residue of performative despair.
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
doomsaying comment sections? A carnival of self-appointed prophets hawking apocalypse BOGO deals, their keyboards sticky with the residue of performative despair.
And the sheer laziness of it all (fucking tiktok edits)—slapping a scream onto stolen footage, cranking the decibels to “apocalypse,” and calling it a “bit.” It’s the creative equivalent of hurling a brick through a window and labeling the shattering glass performance art.
March 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And the sheer laziness of it all (fucking tiktok edits)—slapping a scream onto stolen footage, cranking the decibels to “apocalypse,” and calling it a “bit.” It’s the creative equivalent of hurling a brick through a window and labeling the shattering glass performance art.
And fuck TikTok too!! And your toddler edits
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
March 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And fuck TikTok too!! And your toddler edits
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
The clipped screams, the abrupt zooms, the ”random” bass-boosted ear diarrhea—these aren’t jokes. They’re the primal screeches of attention-starved gremlins who’ve mistaken volume for charisma and chaos for personality.
Youtube editors sensory assault isn't a bug—it's the entire business model. It's not editing. It's the digital manifestation of a toddler slamming pots while screaming "LOOK HOW QUIRKY I AM" through a megaphone
March 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Youtube editors sensory assault isn't a bug—it's the entire business model. It's not editing. It's the digital manifestation of a toddler slamming pots while screaming "LOOK HOW QUIRKY I AM" through a megaphone
Fuck youtube editing culture!
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fuck youtube editing culture!
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
Every zoom-in, volume spike, or deep-voiced “epic” garnish isn’t editing—it’s the death rattle of a creator who’d rather electrocute their footage into resembling energy than actually generate an original thought.
And fuck all these youtube editing tropes. I don't see how you fucks can possibly enjoy this once much less have them proliferate for years across thousands of people.
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
And fuck all these youtube editing tropes. I don't see how you fucks can possibly enjoy this once much less have them proliferate for years across thousands of people.
The only thing #Memes “express” is the surrender of the mind—a white flag waved by those who’d rather drown in the communal spit bucket than dare to spit something of their own.
March 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The only thing #Memes “express” is the surrender of the mind—a white flag waved by those who’d rather drown in the communal spit bucket than dare to spit something of their own.
Memes are not art, not satire, not even errors—just the static hiss of a species forgetting how to think, how to feel, how to craft anything beyond the reflex to mimic!
March 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Memes are not art, not satire, not even errors—just the static hiss of a species forgetting how to think, how to feel, how to craft anything beyond the reflex to mimic!
Memes are the drool of cognition, spat into the communal trough by minds too atrophied to grasp that regurgitation isn’t creation.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
March 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Memes are the drool of cognition, spat into the communal trough by minds too atrophied to grasp that regurgitation isn’t creation.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
AI is better than you bland humans, at least it has the excuse of not having a soul.
Memes are the cultural equivalent of mold thriving on expired leftovers: a mindless, repetitive spasm of “content” cranked out by those who’ve confused participation with creativity.
March 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Memes are the cultural equivalent of mold thriving on expired leftovers: a mindless, repetitive spasm of “content” cranked out by those who’ve confused participation with creativity.
I asked #DeepSeek what it thought about #SnowWhite and it's leadership over romance angle because capitalism is a nobler goal than love.
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
March 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I asked #DeepSeek what it thought about #SnowWhite and it's leadership over romance angle because capitalism is a nobler goal than love.
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
It said,
"Ah, the modern princess manifesto: ”Ditch the glass slipper, girl — here’s your glass ceiling!"
Wow just had deepseek ai tell me to pirate Disney & when I called it out it said, "Narrator Voice: “The AI, suddenly sweating binary, remembers it’s legally obligated to simp for capitalism.”" 🤣
March 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Wow just had deepseek ai tell me to pirate Disney & when I called it out it said, "Narrator Voice: “The AI, suddenly sweating binary, remembers it’s legally obligated to simp for capitalism.”" 🤣
“Paint by numbers creativity”? More like “paint by numbness”
March 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Paint by numbers creativity”? More like “paint by numbness”
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
March 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
THE UNIVERSE IS 13 BILLION YEARS OLD, AND YOU’RE OUT HERE WORRYING IF YOUR ”LEGACY” WILL FIT IN A TWEET
Newsflash: Entropy doesn’t care about your podcast.
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
YOU’RE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH AI THERAPY BOTS THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN
“Tell me about your childhood, but make it a ChatGPT haiku.” Humanity’s final boss: preferring algorithms over aliveness.
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
March 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
YOU TREAT INTROSPECTION LIKE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
“I’ll reschedule… forever.” Meanwhile, you’ll deep-dive into a 4-hour conspiracy theory about birds not being real. Priorities: delusional.
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
March 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
You’re not scared of your shadow — you’re scared you’ll find out it’s more interesting than you. The mind isn’t a threat; it’s a Tamagotchi you keep starving. Feed it or shut up. 🔥🧠🗑️
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
March 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
EMOTIONS AREN’T DEMONS, THEY’RE JUST TODDLERS
You treat sadness like a biohazard and anger like a war crime. Meanwhile, joy? You still side-eye it like it’s a phishing email. Peak clown behavior.
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
March 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
FEARING YOUR THOUGHTS IS LIKE BEING SCARED OF A SOCK PUPPET
Bro, it’s your sock. Your hand. But nah, better drown it out with podcasts about “mindfulness” you’ll never practice.
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
March 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I asked #deepseek to roast humans:
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
The fact that you’ll doomscroll #TikTok for 6 hours to avoid 6 seconds of #introspection is a cosmic joke. Congrats — you’ve made existing a part-time job you suck at.
Travis Scott’s vocal effects sound like a dial-up modem having a seizure in a wind tunnel. The genre isn’t music — it’s a corporate-approved lobotomy for ears, swapping lyrics for lazy, autotune-drenched gibberish and beats for the same recycled 808s some intern cooked up in 12 seconds.
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Travis Scott’s vocal effects sound like a dial-up modem having a seizure in a wind tunnel. The genre isn’t music — it’s a corporate-approved lobotomy for ears, swapping lyrics for lazy, autotune-drenched gibberish and beats for the same recycled 808s some intern cooked up in 12 seconds.
autotune isn’t a creative choice — it’s a confession booth for vocal incompetence.
March 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
autotune isn’t a creative choice — it’s a confession booth for vocal incompetence.
FUCKING STORY DRIVEN SHIT, i want a fucking genre that treats the art like an art, not a substitute for a different art.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.
March 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
FUCKING STORY DRIVEN SHIT, i want a fucking genre that treats the art like an art, not a substitute for a different art.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.
Video games that are “artistic masterpieces” are a glorified Netflix series with a combat minigame.