Glad to be remembered for that!! I still do that to freak people out at the shop sometimes! <3

🎵 The space between the tears we cry
Is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more
The space between the wicked lies we tell
And hope to keep safe from the pain 🎵

For what it's worth after I stopped staffing I found my enjoyment of said events went waaaaay up. I put in my time to help improve what I could.

Excellent to hear! This is how @judah.bsky.social and I tend to be with nearly everything. It's good to have solid partner sync. Validates you've made a solid decision for your relationship choices. ❤️

Tell them you're just reaching out about their car's extended warranty.

Trick: These are the people you need to learn to exploit for money. Literally nothing illegal whatsoever, just selling them simple solutions they are too stupid to look up themselves.

Millions to be made and no moral regrets to be had doing it! 😈

^^^^^ This! 10/10, no notes

Congratulations!! We are going to diversify the FUCK out of your food experiences next time you come to visit! <3

(will they let you keep the epi-pen as a good puppy treat?)

They are correct!

Understandable, but I would give the benefit of the doubt of that just being the "front office" side of things, which can often be frenetic and not reflective of the actual practice/therapy.

If after meeting with folks for an actual appointment it still feels rather off then absolutely bow out! ❤️

Eh... Play the game, get more info, then go from there. At least they are being proactive about getting you scheduled, which seems better than some of the previous shit you've been dealing with.

I can't see this readiness montage without hearing the A-Team theme song playing! 😅

Nope! Proper fences and construction keep them safe! And they honestly really enjoy their pen and barn as they will all return to it once they're tired out if we have them wandering around out in the yard during the day. <3