FizzyJoe
@fizzyjoe.bsky.social
Writer for Battle Red Blog, Texans lover, gamer….tea drinker….chum chewer….
Malachi Toney is THE athlete on the field
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Malachi Toney is THE athlete on the field
The SEC is just the minor leagues for the ACC
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The SEC is just the minor leagues for the ACC
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Steelers use two timeouts inside the five yard line….and finally score…hopefully those timeouts won’t matter
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Steelers use two timeouts inside the five yard line….and finally score…hopefully those timeouts won’t matter
That was bad!!!! Also Patrick Queen was covering Zay Flowers on that drop touchdown pass
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
That was bad!!!! Also Patrick Queen was covering Zay Flowers on that drop touchdown pass
OH MY GOSOQKKXMAMMCMX
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
OH MY GOSOQKKXMAMMCMX
Did I just hear Banjo Kazooie music on the SNF broadcast while they were showing Cam Heyward highlights
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Did I just hear Banjo Kazooie music on the SNF broadcast while they were showing Cam Heyward highlights
Let’s go Steelers! Beat the Ravens!
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Let’s go Steelers! Beat the Ravens!
You know, with how crazy that entire Texans game was, we should’ve known it was going to end in a Davis Mills game-winning field goal drive. That’s just the perfect ending to one of the weirdest games of the season
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You know, with how crazy that entire Texans game was, we should’ve known it was going to end in a Davis Mills game-winning field goal drive. That’s just the perfect ending to one of the weirdest games of the season
HE GOT IT!!! FAIRBAIRN GOT IT!!! GLORY TO THE ALL FIELD GOAL OFFENSE AAAAAA
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
HE GOT IT!!! FAIRBAIRN GOT IT!!! GLORY TO THE ALL FIELD GOAL OFFENSE AAAAAA
Despite how bad the Texans backup-filled defense has been, they still forced field goals in the second half and have given their Davis Mills offense and a chance to win it via field goal. Definitely not the big win I was hoping for, but this game can still end well
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Despite how bad the Texans backup-filled defense has been, they still forced field goals in the second half and have given their Davis Mills offense and a chance to win it via field goal. Definitely not the big win I was hoping for, but this game can still end well
Despite how bad the Texans backup-filled defense has been, they still forced field goals in the second half and have given their Davis Mills offense and a chance to win it via field goal. Definitely not the big win I was hoping for, but this game can still end well
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Despite how bad the Texans backup-filled defense has been, they still forced field goals in the second half and have given their Davis Mills offense and a chance to win it via field goal. Definitely not the big win I was hoping for, but this game can still end well
They got the blue amongus at the Texans game!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
They got the blue amongus at the Texans game!!!!
Tommy Togiai just forced an errant pass and Alijah Huzzie intercepted it! Great play by both of them
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Tommy Togiai just forced an errant pass and Alijah Huzzie intercepted it! Great play by both of them
Here we go with the field goals, again…at least British Brooks had some good plays
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Here we go with the field goals, again…at least British Brooks had some good plays
Idk if I agree with the Texans resting their starters right now. Winning this game would guarantee a wildcard matchup vs. Steelers/Ravens, which I think is a more favorable matchup for the Texans than Broncos, Patriots, or Jaguars. Idk though, resting starters can be good
January 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Idk if I agree with the Texans resting their starters right now. Winning this game would guarantee a wildcard matchup vs. Steelers/Ravens, which I think is a more favorable matchup for the Texans than Broncos, Patriots, or Jaguars. Idk though, resting starters can be good
Great return by Jaylin Noel! Running people over!
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Great return by Jaylin Noel! Running people over!
Why are the texans suckingggg todayyyyy
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Why are the texans suckingggg todayyyyy
Halftime reactions:
Overall, kind of an odd first half from the Texans, where their offense was more productive than the defense. Colts QB Leonard has been cutting the defensive backfield up, but thankfully Woody Marks and Higgins/Hutchinson are responding in kind
Overall, kind of an odd first half from the Texans, where their offense was more productive than the defense. Colts QB Leonard has been cutting the defensive backfield up, but thankfully Woody Marks and Higgins/Hutchinson are responding in kind
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Halftime reactions:
Overall, kind of an odd first half from the Texans, where their offense was more productive than the defense. Colts QB Leonard has been cutting the defensive backfield up, but thankfully Woody Marks and Higgins/Hutchinson are responding in kind
Overall, kind of an odd first half from the Texans, where their offense was more productive than the defense. Colts QB Leonard has been cutting the defensive backfield up, but thankfully Woody Marks and Higgins/Hutchinson are responding in kind
Interesting playcalling at the very end of that drive, but hey points are points. I’ll take it
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Interesting playcalling at the very end of that drive, but hey points are points. I’ll take it