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Fizzy Joose
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 He/Him | Raising a glass to the gays and bi's and the trans and the girls and the big bald men.

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🏈 Cincinnati Bengals
⚾️ Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters
We have the same clock!
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If someone did that to me I'd annihilate them.
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wow, that's just.. a bit fucked. Think I'd explode if they did that with us.

My boss used ChatGPT to write him a farewell message for someone that worked for him for over 10 years...

Over 10 years and you can't put your own words to a nice wee farewell message?
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fucking hell, Godspeed.
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Actually won an award for best penis so don't know what you are on about, m8.
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Should of gotten an award for not throwing myself from the window.
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At one point, it was one of the lassies from another department and she was riding a bike that mutated into her legs.

Cunts going "that's great"

Give me strength.
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At the tail end of the Fringe I went into the Secret Arcade Vodka Bar and they were charging £8.25 for a pint of Best.
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Aye it was the media spinning shit. He cleared the air last night after the game saying he's staying in Cincinnati and that's always the plan. As you say, he's not the issue. Issue is with front office and head coach.
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Rough as fuck. I had to leave the hoose and go for a walk to clear my heid. Could never watch that movie again.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh fuck aye
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM