F**kingNode
@fknode.bsky.social
The chaos of maintaining JavaScript projects ends here. Made by @zakahacecosas.bsky.social.
https://fuckingnode.github.io/
https://fuckingnode.github.io/
git clone
cd project
npm install
...
TOO MUCH, isn't it?
#FuckingNode makes cloning your @nodejs.org, @deno.land, or @bun.sh project from #Git as easy as it should be. With one command your project clones, your dependencies install, and even your editor launches.
cd project
npm install
...
TOO MUCH, isn't it?
#FuckingNode makes cloning your @nodejs.org, @deno.land, or @bun.sh project from #Git as easy as it should be. With one command your project clones, your dependencies install, and even your editor launches.
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
git clone
cd project
npm install
...
TOO MUCH, isn't it?
#FuckingNode makes cloning your @nodejs.org, @deno.land, or @bun.sh project from #Git as easy as it should be. With one command your project clones, your dependencies install, and even your editor launches.
cd project
npm install
...
TOO MUCH, isn't it?
#FuckingNode makes cloning your @nodejs.org, @deno.land, or @bun.sh project from #Git as easy as it should be. With one command your project clones, your dependencies install, and even your editor launches.
Clean it up, all at once.
With #FuckingNode, all of your NodeJS, Deno, or Bun projects, whether they're 2 or 200, get cleaned (pruned+deduped), linted, prettified, and dependency updated. From just one command.
Download FuckingNode now! github.com/FuckingNode/...
With #FuckingNode, all of your NodeJS, Deno, or Bun projects, whether they're 2 or 200, get cleaned (pruned+deduped), linted, prettified, and dependency updated. From just one command.
Download FuckingNode now! github.com/FuckingNode/...
August 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Clean it up, all at once.
With #FuckingNode, all of your NodeJS, Deno, or Bun projects, whether they're 2 or 200, get cleaned (pruned+deduped), linted, prettified, and dependency updated. From just one command.
Download FuckingNode now! github.com/FuckingNode/...
With #FuckingNode, all of your NodeJS, Deno, or Bun projects, whether they're 2 or 200, get cleaned (pruned+deduped), linted, prettified, and dependency updated. From just one command.
Download FuckingNode now! github.com/FuckingNode/...
FuckingNode V4 is out. The CLI was refined, improved a lot, and made ready to help you make NodeJS development less of a f*cking headache.
Go get it now!
github.com/FuckingNode/...
Go get it now!
github.com/FuckingNode/...
Release FuckingNode 4.0.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
FuckingNode 4 is technically the smallest major release - yet it is the best one. We fixed some bugs (which FINALLY are becoming something uncommon), added some new features, but the main focus was...
github.com
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
FuckingNode V4 is out. The CLI was refined, improved a lot, and made ready to help you make NodeJS development less of a f*cking headache.
Go get it now!
github.com/FuckingNode/...
Go get it now!
github.com/FuckingNode/...
hi
we still exist
V4 coming soon
we still exist
V4 coming soon
August 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
hi
we still exist
V4 coming soon
we still exist
V4 coming soon
in the f*cking next version of F*ckingNode
run "fkstart gh:OWNER/REPO" to quickly clone a repo, install its deps, and launch your chosen IDE. without typing a full git URL, without typing more than one command. there's 10 different git provider aliases; gh:GitHub, cb:CodeBerg...
run "fkstart gh:OWNER/REPO" to quickly clone a repo, install its deps, and launch your chosen IDE. without typing a full git URL, without typing more than one command. there's 10 different git provider aliases; gh:GitHub, cb:CodeBerg...
April 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
in the f*cking next version of F*ckingNode
run "fkstart gh:OWNER/REPO" to quickly clone a repo, install its deps, and launch your chosen IDE. without typing a full git URL, without typing more than one command. there's 10 different git provider aliases; gh:GitHub, cb:CodeBerg...
run "fkstart gh:OWNER/REPO" to quickly clone a repo, install its deps, and launch your chosen IDE. without typing a full git URL, without typing more than one command. there's 10 different git provider aliases; gh:GitHub, cb:CodeBerg...
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F*ckingNode V3.3 is out!
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
Release 3.3.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 3.3.0
Audit is back! Actually, it's not, as it never was considered stable - until now. We fixed it, improved it, and FINALLY brought it to you. Besides this addition, you can now s...
github.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
F*ckingNode V3.3 is out!
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
F*ckingNode V3.3 is out!
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
Release 3.3.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 3.3.0
Audit is back! Actually, it's not, as it never was considered stable - until now. We fixed it, improved it, and FINALLY brought it to you. Besides this addition, you can now s...
github.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
F*ckingNode V3.3 is out!
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
We brought back a rewritten and finally stable audit feature! It helps you really UNDERSTAND NodeJS project vulnerabilities.
We added a new setting for the default pkg manager for kickstarting projects.
We fixed bugs.
github.com/FuckingNode...
chat we still exist, and we're releasing V3.2.0 right now
- auto-start projects, update deps, and launch your editor; just run "fklaunch" (setup required)
- migrate now respects your lockfile more
- you can run "hint" anytime for a random pro tip
- we fixed bugs, obviously
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
- auto-start projects, update deps, and launch your editor; just run "fklaunch" (setup required)
- migrate now respects your lockfile more
- you can run "hint" anytime for a random pro tip
- we fixed bugs, obviously
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.2.0 · FuckingNode/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 3.2.0
We're introducing launchCmd, allowing you to run a custom task (like npm run dev) each time you fklaunch a project. We fixed issues and did several under the hood tweaks, special...
github.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
chat we still exist, and we're releasing V3.2.0 right now
- auto-start projects, update deps, and launch your editor; just run "fklaunch" (setup required)
- migrate now respects your lockfile more
- you can run "hint" anytime for a random pro tip
- we fixed bugs, obviously
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
- auto-start projects, update deps, and launch your editor; just run "fklaunch" (setup required)
- migrate now respects your lockfile more
- you can run "hint" anytime for a random pro tip
- we fixed bugs, obviously
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
guess who's back
starting soon to work on FuckingNode V3.2
starting soon to work on FuckingNode V3.2
March 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
guess who's back
starting soon to work on FuckingNode V3.2
starting soon to work on FuckingNode V3.2
FuckingNode V3 is out!
- Auto cleanup, dependency updates, prettification, etc...
- Safe commits (only commit if chosen tasks succeed)
- Clone a repo, installs deps, and launch your code editor in a sec.
- Mark a project as "deprecated", automatically.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
- Auto cleanup, dependency updates, prettification, etc...
- Safe commits (only commit if chosen tasks succeed)
- Clone a repo, installs deps, and launch your code editor in a sec.
- Mark a project as "deprecated", automatically.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3
I am proud to reveal the next chapter of the make-JS-less-fucking-annoying CLI tool. This release officially elevates the status of FuckingNode from "cool side project" to "main proj...
github.com
March 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
FuckingNode V3 is out!
- Auto cleanup, dependency updates, prettification, etc...
- Safe commits (only commit if chosen tasks succeed)
- Clone a repo, installs deps, and launch your code editor in a sec.
- Mark a project as "deprecated", automatically.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
- Auto cleanup, dependency updates, prettification, etc...
- Safe commits (only commit if chosen tasks succeed)
- Clone a repo, installs deps, and launch your code editor in a sec.
- Mark a project as "deprecated", automatically.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
I've been working for a while on a CLI tool to make JavaScript development easier (automated dependency updates, commits, package releases, deprecations...)
V3 is ALMOST done and I'd like anyone to test it and give some final feedback. Thank you!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
V3 is ALMOST done and I'd like anyone to test it and give some final feedback. Thank you!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.4 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 4)
Most likely the final RC. No fixes were needed during the RC3-RC4 period, so FuckingNode can be finally considered production ready. Expect a final release in t...
github.com
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I've been working for a while on a CLI tool to make JavaScript development easier (automated dependency updates, commits, package releases, deprecations...)
V3 is ALMOST done and I'd like anyone to test it and give some final feedback. Thank you!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
V3 is ALMOST done and I'd like anyone to test it and give some final feedback. Thank you!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Want a CLI that makes your #nodejs developer life easier? I am doing my best at building one, and a testing version is now live.
Try it out now, speed up commits, clones, package releases, and maintenance (and report any bug you find along the way!)
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Try it out now, speed up commits, clones, package releases, and maintenance (and report any bug you find along the way!)
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.3 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 3)
This RC fixes a critical issue that made the CLI unusable (an infinite loop introduced in RC2 without me realizing), and brings additional fixes. Expect a possi...
github.com
February 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Want a CLI that makes your #nodejs developer life easier? I am doing my best at building one, and a testing version is now live.
Try it out now, speed up commits, clones, package releases, and maintenance (and report any bug you find along the way!)
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Try it out now, speed up commits, clones, package releases, and maintenance (and report any bug you find along the way!)
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
We're doing our best at making a CLI to increase productivity of #javascript (well #nodejs) developers by automating tasks and avoiding headache.
Unstable RC is out for testing, we'd be thankful if you tried it out and reported any issue on GitHub.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Unstable RC is out for testing, we'd be thankful if you tried it out and reported any issue on GitHub.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.2 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
FuckingNode V3 (Release Candidate 2)
This RC fixes some more issues, some of which we weren't aware of on release of RC1 and some of which we were. There are still issues to fix, so expect more RCs...
github.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We're doing our best at making a CLI to increase productivity of #javascript (well #nodejs) developers by automating tasks and avoiding headache.
Unstable RC is out for testing, we'd be thankful if you tried it out and reported any issue on GitHub.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Unstable RC is out for testing, we'd be thankful if you tried it out and reported any issue on GitHub.
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
remember when we did an action trailer for a simple CLI tool?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpp...
creé una CLI literalmente llamada "P*toNode" (para NodeJS) (TRÁILER OFICIAL DE BAJO PRESUPUESTO)
YouTube video by ZakaHaceCosas
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
remember when we did an action trailer for a simple CLI tool?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpp...
We're now testing version 3 of #FuckingNode, the make-javascript-less-of-a-fucking-headache-CLI-tool.
It automates commits, package releases, deprecations...
We'd be thankful if you, a #JavaScript dev, tried it out and reported any issues. Thanks!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
It automates commits, package releases, deprecations...
We'd be thankful if you, a #JavaScript dev, tried it out and reported any issues. Thanks!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 3.0.0-rc.0 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode V3
This is a major release with major changes, major new features, and breaking changes. See CHANGELOG.md at the root of the repository for learning about what has been changed. It has ...
github.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We're now testing version 3 of #FuckingNode, the make-javascript-less-of-a-fucking-headache-CLI-tool.
It automates commits, package releases, deprecations...
We'd be thankful if you, a #JavaScript dev, tried it out and reported any issues. Thanks!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
It automates commits, package releases, deprecations...
We'd be thankful if you, a #JavaScript dev, tried it out and reported any issues. Thanks!
github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
chat i actually made a CLI with a command to deprecate your #javascript projects (among a ton of other features)
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
chat i actually made a CLI with a command to deprecate your #javascript projects (among a ton of other features)
Imagine a single CLI for fastening your #JavaScript dev workflow, by automating:
- repository cloning
- Git committing
- npm / jsr package releasing
- text-config (tsconfig.json, .gitignore) templating
and more?
FuckingNode V3 is getting a release candidate, with all'at an more.
- repository cloning
- Git committing
- npm / jsr package releasing
- text-config (tsconfig.json, .gitignore) templating
and more?
FuckingNode V3 is getting a release candidate, with all'at an more.
February 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Imagine a single CLI for fastening your #JavaScript dev workflow, by automating:
- repository cloning
- Git committing
- npm / jsr package releasing
- text-config (tsconfig.json, .gitignore) templating
and more?
FuckingNode V3 is getting a release candidate, with all'at an more.
- repository cloning
- Git committing
- npm / jsr package releasing
- text-config (tsconfig.json, .gitignore) templating
and more?
FuckingNode V3 is getting a release candidate, with all'at an more.
As a #javascript developer you probably clone many repos. Git is cool, but running GIT CLONE then CD then NPM INSTALL then CODE . can be annoying and time consuming. We fixed that!
Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
February 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As a #javascript developer you probably clone many repos. Git is cool, but running GIT CLONE then CD then NPM INSTALL then CODE . can be annoying and time consuming. We fixed that!
Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Speed up the process of cloning and starting up projects with FuckingNode. Get the CLI here github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
We at Team FuckingNode are happy to open up our bsky.app account to keep you updated on our project: the FuckingNode CLI, designed to (as the name implies), make the fucking headache of maintaining NodeJS projects... a bit less of a headache.
Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Release 2.2.1 · ZakaHaceCosas/FuckingNode
F*ckingNode 2.2.1
This patch fixes some issues with the newly added flagless features & per-project cleanups, as well as a bunch of issues with workspaces that've been in there since v1. For conven...
github.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We at Team FuckingNode are happy to open up our bsky.app account to keep you updated on our project: the FuckingNode CLI, designed to (as the name implies), make the fucking headache of maintaining NodeJS projects... a bit less of a headache.
Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...
Get it here, now: github.com/ZakaHaceCosa...