Padfoot
@fknpadfoot.bsky.social
Fuck ya, throw more buzzwords in the round
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Fuck ya, throw more buzzwords in the round
This could have been an email. These circles are gonna drive me nuts
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This could have been an email. These circles are gonna drive me nuts
“If I want a crispy cookie I’m having bread”
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“If I want a crispy cookie I’m having bread”
Shaken baby Syndrom aka shake to undo
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Shaken baby Syndrom aka shake to undo
“And the most massiveist cock ring of them all *lifts arms like iron man” the atmosphere”
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“And the most massiveist cock ring of them all *lifts arms like iron man” the atmosphere”
“I understand they didn’t install the lights but LEDs are free, if you steal them”
July 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“I understand they didn’t install the lights but LEDs are free, if you steal them”
“You’re not suspicious at all, I know exactly what’s wrong with you” thanks
July 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“You’re not suspicious at all, I know exactly what’s wrong with you” thanks
“Touch me not, for I am a waffle”
July 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Touch me not, for I am a waffle”
Guys Mans finally managed to pinpoint where all my issues stem from; growing up watching exclusively German dubbed anime!
April 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Guys Mans finally managed to pinpoint where all my issues stem from; growing up watching exclusively German dubbed anime!
„Creme fraiche is the slutty cousin of cottage cheese“ you heard it here first folks
April 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
„Creme fraiche is the slutty cousin of cottage cheese“ you heard it here first folks
“It’s not many levels just the tipped frosts”
April 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“It’s not many levels just the tipped frosts”
I’ve managed to forget how I hold a fork while I eat. What piece of information did I replace it with? Why now???
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve managed to forget how I hold a fork while I eat. What piece of information did I replace it with? Why now???
It’s 2025 and I have to edit all the photos from a shoot as fast as possible so I can sleep, this is the perfect time to watch Titanic for the first time (I think it’s the first time).
January 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s 2025 and I have to edit all the photos from a shoot as fast as possible so I can sleep, this is the perfect time to watch Titanic for the first time (I think it’s the first time).
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This will never get old 🤣
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 PM
This will never get old 🤣
I need every human being that wears some sort of scent to understand the amount of it that is actually needed. My nose cannot take this much longer. Guys this is a McD. I’m tired, my nose is tired.
December 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I need every human being that wears some sort of scent to understand the amount of it that is actually needed. My nose cannot take this much longer. Guys this is a McD. I’m tired, my nose is tired.