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Flaccid Pancake
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They/them causing may/hem
Bro can you shut the fuck up I'm trying to talk to Sherma
October 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I watched Eddington finally and now I want to ride on the Antifa jet
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Remembering how in undergrad, charlie Kirk set up a table and tried to debate people and someone yelled at him that he had a tiny face and a fat neck and he got really red and was trying very hard not to cry
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Multi track drifting
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Today at work a 12 year old told me she didn't know how to spell her own name, then her friend pointed out that she's wearing a nametag and she went "ohhhh wait that's goated"
July 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fun fact I can do this
June 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Flaccid Pancake
Can we agree to move past the fact that you’re fucking my mailbox, I’d rather speak on why. Is it the mail or the box that arouses you?
June 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM