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Neal Rice
@flakeal.so
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Flake | 39, they | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by muntjacked | not always safe for work 🔞
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 4h
I would never buy Cosmo one of those back scratching arch things because it would deprive me the pleasure of brushy him
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 4h
Brushy?
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 4h
"you're counting on my disgusting eating habits to solve the scrandle, aren't you. that's what's happening"
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 5h
i don't understand why they felt the need to make don draper have a really weird duplicitous backstory. what the fuck is this all about anyway
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 5h
i didn't realize there's 175-odd episodes of ace of diamond. that's gonna give me something to watch for a good long while
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 5h
they're showering me in precious gems and baubles. and gold coins too
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Kitchiki @kitchiki.bsky.social · 11h
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Korean Critikal @graygamut.bsky.social · 11h
artistic studies :v
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saddragn @saddragn.bsky.social · 9h
synth dude from a tumblr ask, love these guys
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 6h
*lowering my sunglasses and wiggling my toes* i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 6h
"what would you tell you from ten years ago" buy a king sized bed. do not simply suffice for a queen. you will never know sleeplessness again
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 10h
Anyone who buys one of those new “cheap Teslas” is a rube of the highest order
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 10h
Oh absolutely 1
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 10h
Bruce is such a grandpa
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
I’ve had more misses than hits
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
Not that I get a lot of notifications on barq mind. But it feels rude to leave someone hanging for half a month
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
All my notifications on barq were turned off :(
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
So to see her in the “popular with friends” feed was quite the surprise. Anyway, thanks to this website’s nuclear mute I never have to again
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
There is never a moment in my life where I want to see or be exposed to contrapoints or anything she has to say
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11h
That was some shitty baseball
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 15h
Doodle for Evan/Psyche getting his Raoul Duke on, love me some Fear and Loathing <3
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jay 🩸 @harteshorn.bsky.social · 14h
comm for @/maxieverse!
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 12h
You wouldn’t kiss the burt’s bees off my lips
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 12h
Can’t watch any more of this Mariners game, lmao. See you in game 5 I guess
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 14h
I had a dream that I just randomly started drinking again
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