If we don't do something soon, they're gonna start declaring us all enemy combatants and skipping the trials.

KI characters in a puzzle game would be odd, but holy hell imagine the soundtrack.

This was one of those "I can't believe this was possible on a console designed for PONG, Combat, and nothing else" games. It should've been as well remembered as Pitfall (which is by no means overrated)

He saw people dunking on John Carmack's "come back to Twitter" post and had to make it a competition for old times sake.

Seems like a missed opportunity, considering the name

Hasn't happened to me, sadly. But I did hear Flamingosis on the speakers at a Chipotle once.

I guess that means Muncher, Blaster, Supersolver, and Stickybear are out of the question.