FlamingSackOfPizza
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hey aren't you that ytp guy who makes fun of award shows for kids
"it's the purse, right? chicks love the purse"
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"it's the purse, right? chicks love the purse"
AND IT'S CONGRESS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
AND IT'S CONGRESS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
cosmo, wanda, i wish some production company would go all-out making a period-accurate wacky-ass y2k family movie. someone's gotta make the next Inspector Gadget (1999) is all i'm saying
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
cosmo, wanda, i wish some production company would go all-out making a period-accurate wacky-ass y2k family movie. someone's gotta make the next Inspector Gadget (1999) is all i'm saying
remember when the muppets had an 80-minute broadway show where they were only on stage for 15 minutes, and it barely made it out of previews before getting cancelled two months early? yeah man, the 90s were a weird time, it's been considered lost media for-- what do you MEAN it's happening Right Now
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
remember when the muppets had an 80-minute broadway show where they were only on stage for 15 minutes, and it barely made it out of previews before getting cancelled two months early? yeah man, the 90s were a weird time, it's been considered lost media for-- what do you MEAN it's happening Right Now
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i need a
temporary
secretary
big and hairy
name is larry
we will marry
in january
we'll make merry
gay, it's very
temporary
secretary
big and hairy
name is larry
we will marry
in january
we'll make merry
gay, it's very
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i need a
temporary
secretary
big and hairy
name is larry
we will marry
in january
we'll make merry
gay, it's very
temporary
secretary
big and hairy
name is larry
we will marry
in january
we'll make merry
gay, it's very
halloween is over, she's defrosting
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
halloween is over, she's defrosting
maybe it's the seasonal depression talking, but i'm starting to wonder if whimsy can even exist in this economy. i really want to believe it can, but the past few years have really challenged that for me
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
maybe it's the seasonal depression talking, but i'm starting to wonder if whimsy can even exist in this economy. i really want to believe it can, but the past few years have really challenged that for me
only a couple more hours until halloween gets kicked to the curb like a dying orphan and we're all legally mandated to worship mariah carey as our lord and savior for the next two months
in other news, i'm getting older and time is moving faster. it's overwhelming, man
in other news, i'm getting older and time is moving faster. it's overwhelming, man
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
only a couple more hours until halloween gets kicked to the curb like a dying orphan and we're all legally mandated to worship mariah carey as our lord and savior for the next two months
in other news, i'm getting older and time is moving faster. it's overwhelming, man
in other news, i'm getting older and time is moving faster. it's overwhelming, man
penn jillette on "fool us" be like "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the coast of orion. a long time ago i was in burma, watching a child play with a ruby the size of a tangerine. anyway i can neither confirm nor deny whether or not you have fooled us"
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
penn jillette on "fool us" be like "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the coast of orion. a long time ago i was in burma, watching a child play with a ruby the size of a tangerine. anyway i can neither confirm nor deny whether or not you have fooled us"
hey guise i found this on a vhs tape, no srsly u gotta believ me
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hey guise i found this on a vhs tape, no srsly u gotta believ me
i don't normally do the whole "born in the wrong generation" thing, but hot damn would i have loved to work in the art/props department at nickelodeon studios. like literally what other place would let me build wacky-looking shit like this
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i don't normally do the whole "born in the wrong generation" thing, but hot damn would i have loved to work in the art/props department at nickelodeon studios. like literally what other place would let me build wacky-looking shit like this
i'm convinced the musical "cats" was deliberately written to troll the normies in the audience the way it actively defies explanation while insisting that it all makes sense. you try to look up what a jellicle is and all you learn is that they are and they can and they do, 10/10 trolling right there
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i'm convinced the musical "cats" was deliberately written to troll the normies in the audience the way it actively defies explanation while insisting that it all makes sense. you try to look up what a jellicle is and all you learn is that they are and they can and they do, 10/10 trolling right there
jd from scrubs: "h-"
dr cox: "ohhh, and now you expect me to tell you off with a lengthy, exaggerated rant about how much i hate you, throwing out witty one-liners like a writer's room trying to meet quota, while also kind of making an ass of myself at the same time?"
the todd: "did someone say ass"
dr cox: "ohhh, and now you expect me to tell you off with a lengthy, exaggerated rant about how much i hate you, throwing out witty one-liners like a writer's room trying to meet quota, while also kind of making an ass of myself at the same time?"
the todd: "did someone say ass"
October 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
jd from scrubs: "h-"
dr cox: "ohhh, and now you expect me to tell you off with a lengthy, exaggerated rant about how much i hate you, throwing out witty one-liners like a writer's room trying to meet quota, while also kind of making an ass of myself at the same time?"
the todd: "did someone say ass"
dr cox: "ohhh, and now you expect me to tell you off with a lengthy, exaggerated rant about how much i hate you, throwing out witty one-liners like a writer's room trying to meet quota, while also kind of making an ass of myself at the same time?"
the todd: "did someone say ass"
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"it has come to our attention that Fozzie has been telling jokes about Sam Eagle"
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"it has come to our attention that Fozzie has been telling jokes about Sam Eagle"
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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
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Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
anyone younger than you: "oh my god, you're so old"
anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"
anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"
July 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
anyone younger than you: "oh my god, you're so old"
anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"
anyone older than you: "i was the first creature to have crawled out of the primordial soup, do not lecture me on the ancient texts"
who else remembers going to the toy store and seeing exactly one set of nsync dolls on the same shelf as "Fight Force," "Special Edition Famous Car," "Dirt Bike," and "Girl"
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
who else remembers going to the toy store and seeing exactly one set of nsync dolls on the same shelf as "Fight Force," "Special Edition Famous Car," "Dirt Bike," and "Girl"
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Eminem: “Half you critics can’t even stomach me, letalone stammy.”
Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”
Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”
July 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Eminem: “Half you critics can’t even stomach me, letalone stammy.”
Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”
Eminem’s best friend the cartoon mascot Stammy: “Hey thanks for looking out, man.”
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the bus driver taps the sign, "don't talk about twitch ads in chat." unfortunately the only available seat is directly across from the trivago guy, who's already giving me the stupidest fucking shit-eating grin i've ever seen
June 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
the bus driver taps the sign, "don't talk about twitch ads in chat." unfortunately the only available seat is directly across from the trivago guy, who's already giving me the stupidest fucking shit-eating grin i've ever seen