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If you’ve seen Chili Beef running around in Final Fantasy XIV, that’s me

twitch streamer (derogatory)

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Labradoodle
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The clouds were red today
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The little piece that clips into the belt loop fell off my belt buckle so I took a hammer to it and bent it back around the bar and now my belt functions as a belt again
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just looked it up on Rotten Tomatoes, apparently we’re not the only ones who liked it!
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You’re laughing™… You are Dutch and you’re laughing™…
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have like 4 variations of the same dark purple sweater and it’s all that I wear in the winter
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This year I’m thankful for the new friends I’ve made and the continued support I’ve received from old friends.

As the world has become increasingly bleak I’m grateful to have people I can laugh and joke around with.

Also my cats would be disappointed if I did not give them an honorable mention.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me when I look like myself again (I forgot what I looked like and actually don’t recognize myself)
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Okay one last one looking straight at the camera with my hair pushed back so you can see how bushy this shit is
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What having mutton chops for a month does to a person

I’m cutting discovember short because I can’t stand my own reflection anymore but here’s the before and after
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Correct! Pikachu is in the middle of the evolutionary line between Pichu and Raichu!

Chart for additional context:
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone is what killed you.

Not surprised.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Some of these things don’t seem very corrupt.

Like yeah I got in a car crash when I was 17 because it was raining and the used car dealership lied about my car having ABS so I didn’t think to pump the breaks in the 5 seconds it took for my car to slide into the SUV in front of me
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Cool wall

Devour Pizza in KC
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t know what qualifies as slop but this is the Z-man sandwich from Joe’s KC, it’s brisket, provolone, onion rings, and Joe’s BBQ sauce on a Kaiser roll
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It is day 17 of discovember. I can feel the sideburns taking over. They are becoming my entire personality. I am unsure if my ego will survive wrenching them away from me
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s from a jackbox game called Tee KO, a friend of mine drew the picture, I wrote the slogan, and then another friend combined the two

www.jackboxgames.com/games/tee-k-o
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM