Flapjackboy
@flapjackboy.bsky.social
I'm just waiting to see him being dragged out in cuffs by the Secret Service when he refuses to leave the White House.
August 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm just waiting to see him being dragged out in cuffs by the Secret Service when he refuses to leave the White House.
"Well, I can tell you. It came as a total shock to me when I woke up to a leopard eating my face." - Man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party.
August 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Well, I can tell you. It came as a total shock to me when I woke up to a leopard eating my face." - Man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party.
And then charged the government a small fortune for them.
August 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And then charged the government a small fortune for them.
The BS in this case stands for 'bullshit'.
July 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The BS in this case stands for 'bullshit'.
And yet you'll still complain when the leopards eat your face.
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
And yet you'll still complain when the leopards eat your face.
Aww, those perfect little socksies.
June 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Aww, those perfect little socksies.
To be fair, you would have done a better job than Kegbreath.
June 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
To be fair, you would have done a better job than Kegbreath.
I mean, they do associate themselves with the Confederates, so that tracks.
June 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I mean, they do associate themselves with the Confederates, so that tracks.
Hey, Fascist Barbie! LA doesn't need 'liberating' by you or your masked thugs.
June 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey, Fascist Barbie! LA doesn't need 'liberating' by you or your masked thugs.
Nah, we're past that. Time for him to disappear into the blackest of blacksites.
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nah, we're past that. Time for him to disappear into the blackest of blacksites.
Run free across the Rainbow Bridge, Milly.
June 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Run free across the Rainbow Bridge, Milly.
The FBI conducted a full investigation and found no evidence. Try harder, MAGAt.
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The FBI conducted a full investigation and found no evidence. Try harder, MAGAt.
And no files were found on either laptop.
June 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
And no files were found on either laptop.
Fucking hell, you're so dense light bends around you.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fucking hell, you're so dense light bends around you.
I always found the GOP's obsession with buttery males a bit odd.
June 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I always found the GOP's obsession with buttery males a bit odd.
Yeah, no such files were found on Hunter's laptop.
June 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah, no such files were found on Hunter's laptop.
No. They brought receipts.
Your inability to accept reality doesn't make it go away.
Your inability to accept reality doesn't make it go away.
June 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No. They brought receipts.
Your inability to accept reality doesn't make it go away.
Your inability to accept reality doesn't make it go away.