I would donate to a fund that provides nice blazers, haircuts and a decent photographer to NDP candidates for their campaign headshots.

I bet they have a secret acronym for DOGE that’s like dudes obliterate government entirely or some shit

Time really flies when you’re not having fun too sometimes

Do you miss banality? Wanna hear about boring life goals? I decided to try being a reasonable pen guy. Got a nice Caran d’Ache pen, which seems like a good starter pen - it’s a nice bright colour so harder to lose, and $25 not $100 or more. It writes nice and no plastic. Wish me luck!

I know Severance is dystopian sci-fi but imagine a lunchroom where nobody asked you how your weekend was, or if you had big plans for the weekend…kind of ideal, honestly.

Not telling Instagram I’m on a nice vacation only telling Bluesky is microdosing not telling anyone I’m on a nice vacation at all.

If I die with some money (?), let it be known that I’d like that money to support the research and production of funny art and exhibitions.

Celebrating day one of the trade war in Puerto Vallarta. It’s lovely, but why does nobody seem to mind that the resort playlist is five (5) songs long? People who can tune stuff out: what is that like???

What if it’s actually awesome that Bluesky is kinda boring?

blessing and purifying your feed with this enormous Maldon salt crystal 🙏

@bsky.app can be my main social media squeeze once it can handle my group chats. I’d also love to edit posts, I never do anything right the first time.

‘Contempt is a dangerous way to lead a country’: here is the sermon that enraged Donald Trump | Mariann Edgar Budde

Oh fuck off already. I just want to listen to my little playlists and watch my stories and yap and share memes with my pals without lining the worst people’s greasy pockets. What’s a guy to do? Scurry off to platforms owned by less egregious billionaires? Or just go without? Records and letters?

Look what I found in the street! Still sealed! Nobody around to claim it. And it’s my low-key shameful favourite flavour - Jimmy Fallon’s The Tonight Dough - which I first bought as a bit of a lark but now get semi-regularly. Lucky meeeee

Haircuts from the Valencia era

Honestly why don’t you join me on the only social media platform that isn’t inducing panic attacks these days?

Moving over, settling in, thought I might bring a few squares over to make the place feel cozy. Pictured: my 33 year old face, Jon Sasaki, Free Sno Kones, Dunlop Art Gallery, 2013, Fart Bomb, still life with Valencia filter