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@flashgordonsape.bsky.social
Playing alone in my mental sandbox
никакой войны кроме классовой
никакой войны кроме классовой
This country is the bastard child of a tent revival that got raped by a carnival
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This country is the bastard child of a tent revival that got raped by a carnival
Everything they warned for years that "the left" was going to do, they are now hand-over-fist doing themselves—building detention camps, going door-to-door, warrantless searches and arrests, random checkpoints, disappearing people—the entire "big government" jackbooted thug checklist.
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Everything they warned for years that "the left" was going to do, they are now hand-over-fist doing themselves—building detention camps, going door-to-door, warrantless searches and arrests, random checkpoints, disappearing people—the entire "big government" jackbooted thug checklist.
The only thing we have to look forward to is everything only getting worse and I am here for it
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The only thing we have to look forward to is everything only getting worse and I am here for it
Guess there probably won't be any new seasons of 90 Day Fiance
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Guess there probably won't be any new seasons of 90 Day Fiance
"After all, was it because Pontius Pilate wanted to humiliate him that Christ was crucified between two thieves? It just happened to be crucifixion day that day—and there was only one Golgotha, and time was short."—The Gulag Archipelago
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"After all, was it because Pontius Pilate wanted to humiliate him that Christ was crucified between two thieves? It just happened to be crucifixion day that day—and there was only one Golgotha, and time was short."—The Gulag Archipelago
"All this is a thoroughly developed system. It was created over dozens of years—not hastily. Well-fed, uniformed, unhurried people created it."—The Gulag Archipelago Part II
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
"All this is a thoroughly developed system. It was created over dozens of years—not hastily. Well-fed, uniformed, unhurried people created it."—The Gulag Archipelago Part II
Just realized I was out of tequila and had the same oh fuck you idiot feeling I used to have when my kids were out of clean clothes
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Just realized I was out of tequila and had the same oh fuck you idiot feeling I used to have when my kids were out of clean clothes
That phase of cleaning/reorganization when the house looks way worse than when you started and you don't know of you'll have it put back together by bedtime
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
That phase of cleaning/reorganization when the house looks way worse than when you started and you don't know of you'll have it put back together by bedtime
Stumbled upon these ladies a couple months ago and all their shit is fire
Уже видел нащ новый лайв клип с песней Жинка, человекан? #humor #acapella #shortsvideo #spokanki
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January 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Stumbled upon these ladies a couple months ago and all their shit is fire
Thinking about MAGA's odd use pronouns. "They shot Charlie Kirk." Who's they? One dude—not even one of "them." "We're gonna take Greenland." "It's our hemisphere." Who tf you taking about? You and I won't take shit. We don't even know someone who knows someone who'll gain one scintilla from this.
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Thinking about MAGA's odd use pronouns. "They shot Charlie Kirk." Who's they? One dude—not even one of "them." "We're gonna take Greenland." "It's our hemisphere." Who tf you taking about? You and I won't take shit. We don't even know someone who knows someone who'll gain one scintilla from this.
Will there be another night of the long knives? They seem to be checking every other box in this impossibly un-reimagined redux.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Will there be another night of the long knives? They seem to be checking every other box in this impossibly un-reimagined redux.
Middle school bullies taking over the world
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Middle school bullies taking over the world
Leftover meatloaf, sliced 3/4" thick, dusted with Zatarain's and lightly fried in just a little bacon grease until slightly crisp.
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Leftover meatloaf, sliced 3/4" thick, dusted with Zatarain's and lightly fried in just a little bacon grease until slightly crisp.
That little bit of Eddie Murphy playing with his Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor ventriloquist dummies at the end of that documentary...
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
That little bit of Eddie Murphy playing with his Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor ventriloquist dummies at the end of that documentary...
Every time I see Bovino I think of Nikolai Yezhov
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Every time I see Bovino I think of Nikolai Yezhov
If there's a list, please put me on it, thanks.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If there's a list, please put me on it, thanks.
This is unfair to all the hard-working two-year-olds who have been paying for their own childcare for years
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This is unfair to all the hard-working two-year-olds who have been paying for their own childcare for years
She was one of these car hoarders or whatever you call it when their car just fills up with the untossed detritus of life. Helped her clean it out one time and bottom of the trunk was lined with a busted-open 50# bag of dog food that had been marinating down there under everything for like 2 years.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
She was one of these car hoarders or whatever you call it when their car just fills up with the untossed detritus of life. Helped her clean it out one time and bottom of the trunk was lined with a busted-open 50# bag of dog food that had been marinating down there under everything for like 2 years.
My wife's copy of Karen Finley's Shock Treatment came signed by the author
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My wife's copy of Karen Finley's Shock Treatment came signed by the author
I like a Frankenstein with a happy ending
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I like a Frankenstein with a happy ending
Waking up to all this, I realize it doesn't make me feel anything, really. No outrage, greivance or embarrassment. I gave up on this country a long time ago, or having any ideas of what it should or shouldn't be, or disappointment when it proved over and over that it wasn't.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Waking up to all this, I realize it doesn't make me feel anything, really. No outrage, greivance or embarrassment. I gave up on this country a long time ago, or having any ideas of what it should or shouldn't be, or disappointment when it proved over and over that it wasn't.
Chapelle in two specials has drawn on the stories of two historically important black men—Iceberg Slim and Jack Johnson—as thematic narrative and gotten the details of those stories significantly wrong.
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Chapelle in two specials has drawn on the stories of two historically important black men—Iceberg Slim and Jack Johnson—as thematic narrative and gotten the details of those stories significantly wrong.
Intelligent Artifice will be the next big thing
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Intelligent Artifice will be the next big thing
Disappointed by how many snow days we're not having
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Disappointed by how many snow days we're not having
Sometimes I make random doodles interspersed with whatever my random shit my wife says
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes I make random doodles interspersed with whatever my random shit my wife says