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flashn00b
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The lesser-known fumo account of @nikkisayo.bsky.social, even though this was originally my main account. Sex work is work btw

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I'll be more active on my other account, though I'll still do my best to add more names to the starter pack, as people will likely want to see the funny Touhou plushies without scrolling through Twitter's vitriol. My only request is to leave your sanctimony in the trash bin go.bsky.app/gASXpj
Does anyone know if "fitted stretch button down" is a thing? My Aya cosplay is admittedly in a state of disrepair, and I feel like replacing the buttons may be more expensive than getting a new top entirely. @_@

And yeah, my other account is why it's in a state of disrepair
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is absolutely worth quoting my smut account over.
Stuffing, on the principle that their contemporary usage is to add more bread to food items in lieu of having a larger serving size of turkey. Why in the absolute fuck would I want glorified croutons in my turkey sandwiches?
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hina may have paid a bit more for her banh mi compared to other places, though Asian Bistro's Lemongrass Beef Sub does have some improvements of its own. Full thoughts on the sub in alt text

#fumofumo #fumoposting #yyceats #calgaryeats #ふもふも #鍵山雛 #calgary #yycliving #yyc
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I may be a little biased
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can't believe i had to go to some meeting that essentially a continued biding of time, but my fumos are getting more literature #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #鍵山雛
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Meanwhile, at my other account:
a stuffed doll with a pink hat and red eyes is standing in the grass .
Alt: Flandre Scarlet looks at the viewer and fucking dies
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Why did I think that a skirt and thigh highs were a good idea at near-freezing temps?
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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You know, the usage of AI by "left leaning" parties honestly make a lot of sense when considering that both Canadian and American "liberal" parties are fairly conservative. The main difference being their usage of buzzwords.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In other news, I have some quality literature I should seriously stop procrastinating on its reading of
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Okay, I guess Cirno will dye her hair red in her older years then? No seriously, are the LostWord devs just trying to pass their OCs off as familiar characters?
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Similarly to Flan-chan, Flan-chan also likes it hot! The Texas BBQ Burger combo from El Furniture Warehouse seems to have more value for money than most fast food places in Canada. Thoughts on the burger in alt text

#fumofumo #fumoposting #yyc #yycliving #yyceats #calgaryeats #ふもふも #フランドール・スカーレット
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
DQ used to be my go-to for burgers, though their menu prices are definitely hitting the price points of non-alcoholic bar purchases, and I've got plans to visit one tomorrow. I question whether or not a $3 off coupon is even sufficient tbh

#fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #火焔猫燐
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
TIL that my will is outdated. Apparently, I forgot to include a posthumous denial of rights to my voice and likeness for generative AI.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For better or worse, Touhou is popular again. I dread to dig up one image, but I think its messaging needs to be said.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Honestly glad that I bought an IBM PS/2 keyboard as a Christmas present to myself when i started my last job. It is admittedly one of the newer low-end models tho, since mine has the browser navigation buttons and an IBM Web Support button that probably does nothing at this point.
the future is that depressing, huh
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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bedtime scribble

#touhou #東方Project
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Ngl, but I kinda feel like a dumbass for building my iGPU machine last year when something noticeably better is being released by Valve for what will likely only be 2/3 of what I spent.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Embark Studios' response to this is a massive "fuck you", via their India-based The Finals account on Elon's Christian Minecraft Server.

#fuckAI #notoAI #AIslop
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How much will the McRib cost? For reference, this almost-footlong sub with a legally distinct version of the McRib patty would likely set me back by $10 + tax #fumoposting #fumofumo #ふもふも #ルーミア #依神紫苑

I'll definitely need to take a more recent and less shitty photo when I have time this month.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Another day, another basic service needed for our website that we're struggling to find a platform for. Remember to Support & Appreciate the 18+ Artists in your lives because we have to do battle every single day just to exist! #AdultArtists #18+ #dongsky #fightfascism
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reese's cups during Halloween are hella disappointing. I still remember when they did full-sized peanut butter cups, and I'm p sure it wasn't even that long ago either. #fumoposting #fumofumo #ふもふも #射命丸文
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The democrats are not your friends and they never will be. They will throw millions of dollars behind unpopular sexual harassers to try and beat you, and they will gladly capitulate to fascists at the first sign of inconvenience.

They suck, and always will.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Do let this radicalize you, the only way this will stop is if it radicalizes you and those you know.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Retweet If I'm Swaggin'
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Koishi got a coupon! She only had to pay $7 + tax! #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #古明地こいし

I can see why Wendy's doesn't do all day breakfast, cuz there'd be no fucking reason to even bother with their burgers otherwise. (for reference, a Dave's single combo is $12.3)
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM