Ben
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but appetizers can safely be half priced
Say what you will about Nero, he wasn't so uncomfortable about his sexuality that he starved children about it
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Say what you will about Nero, he wasn't so uncomfortable about his sexuality that he starved children about it
Hair remake, but Claude joins ICE, and when they swap Claude is sent to arrest himself, and ends up shooting Berger
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hair remake, but Claude joins ICE, and when they swap Claude is sent to arrest himself, and ends up shooting Berger
Harry Tuttle, heating engineer, at your service
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Harry Tuttle, heating engineer, at your service
I'm not generally a praying guy, but I pray that word association leads...somebody... to say their favorite Redford movie is All the Presidents Men
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm not generally a praying guy, but I pray that word association leads...somebody... to say their favorite Redford movie is All the Presidents Men
It seems like people keep trying to redefine Ariadne's role in mythology, art least I assume that's what the ship of Theseus is
September 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It seems like people keep trying to redefine Ariadne's role in mythology, art least I assume that's what the ship of Theseus is
Reposted by Ben
This is pretty close. Folks, your enemies are not the neighbors with differing ideas about how to be happy, but the oligarchs manipulating to hate your neighbors.
August 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is pretty close. Folks, your enemies are not the neighbors with differing ideas about how to be happy, but the oligarchs manipulating to hate your neighbors.
I guess the story is he saw Carhenge and felt he could do better. He wasn't wrong
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I guess the story is he saw Carhenge and felt he could do better. He wasn't wrong
Given how stupid this timeline is, im calling it that his spruce goose will be a bigger travesty than the cybertruck with bamboo (he'll speak of how fast it grows, its renewable, it sequester carbon, has a neg. carbon footprint), then when it fails we will say he bamboozled us. Because this timeline
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Given how stupid this timeline is, im calling it that his spruce goose will be a bigger travesty than the cybertruck with bamboo (he'll speak of how fast it grows, its renewable, it sequester carbon, has a neg. carbon footprint), then when it fails we will say he bamboozled us. Because this timeline
Limited on characters here, but can't to share my adventures, so
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Limited on characters here, but can't to share my adventures, so
Kiev Cabin is the new Trojan Horse
June 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kiev Cabin is the new Trojan Horse
I feel it's a real missed opportunity that probiotics weren't big enough back in the day to do a cross promotion with Digitial Underground's 'Gutfest 89'
May 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel it's a real missed opportunity that probiotics weren't big enough back in the day to do a cross promotion with Digitial Underground's 'Gutfest 89'
Kinda wild that Dr Strange would fight for the Benefit of Humankind when that's who he is being played by
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kinda wild that Dr Strange would fight for the Benefit of Humankind when that's who he is being played by
Just putting this out into the universe:
Chris Rock should make Head of State 2: Election Boogaloo
Chris Rock should make Head of State 2: Election Boogaloo
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just putting this out into the universe:
Chris Rock should make Head of State 2: Election Boogaloo
Chris Rock should make Head of State 2: Election Boogaloo
There's a song by Run The Jewels, 'Ohh LA La', it's quite subversive. Bunch of people burning their cash and credit cards, and I assume the use of French is a.... reference.
My question is how it came to be used in a commercial for TurboTax
My question is how it came to be used in a commercial for TurboTax
February 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There's a song by Run The Jewels, 'Ohh LA La', it's quite subversive. Bunch of people burning their cash and credit cards, and I assume the use of French is a.... reference.
My question is how it came to be used in a commercial for TurboTax
My question is how it came to be used in a commercial for TurboTax
To see where humans went wrong, to see where civilization took a turn beyond which it was doomed to failure, one need only look to the beginning of it
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
To see where humans went wrong, to see where civilization took a turn beyond which it was doomed to failure, one need only look to the beginning of it
He didn't get as much attention as David Lynch, but Bob Uecker also passed pn 1/16. Just rewatched Major League, he was HILARIOUS, and it's said that how he announced in real life
February 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He didn't get as much attention as David Lynch, but Bob Uecker also passed pn 1/16. Just rewatched Major League, he was HILARIOUS, and it's said that how he announced in real life
You can't spell Yeehaw without yahweh
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You can't spell Yeehaw without yahweh
Not sure if this is cynical or valid: insurance insurance. Like employers paying into unemployment insurance, health insurance companies have to pay into a fund that pays the equivalent of a life insurance policy if it is found health insurance decisions for coverage contributed to a death
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not sure if this is cynical or valid: insurance insurance. Like employers paying into unemployment insurance, health insurance companies have to pay into a fund that pays the equivalent of a life insurance policy if it is found health insurance decisions for coverage contributed to a death
Unfortunate, the Venn diagram of people who make mashups and those that would appreciate the mashup "Town Called Malice's Restaurant"
January 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Unfortunate, the Venn diagram of people who make mashups and those that would appreciate the mashup "Town Called Malice's Restaurant"
Does it count as irony that 47 is a prime number, i.e. indivisible?
January 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Does it count as irony that 47 is a prime number, i.e. indivisible?
As we head into our latest effort to repeat the errors of our past, I wonder where our modern 'A Modest Proposal' might be found
December 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
As we head into our latest effort to repeat the errors of our past, I wonder where our modern 'A Modest Proposal' might be found
I can't help but think about how we, as a nation, are disappointing Jimmy Carter and Dick Van Dyke
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I can't help but think about how we, as a nation, are disappointing Jimmy Carter and Dick Van Dyke