emily tells flat jokes
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gettin thru it with gladness and singleness of heart • she/her/hers • https://linktr.ee/uniquejargon
She deserved so much, but she got Uncle Frank
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
She deserved so much, but she got Uncle Frank
It makes me sad that even philanthropic entities have to keep up with the rhythms of capitalism to be sustained. It’s like, What if we STARTED with Giving Tuesday rather than tack it at the end of four days of shameless consumption?
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It makes me sad that even philanthropic entities have to keep up with the rhythms of capitalism to be sustained. It’s like, What if we STARTED with Giving Tuesday rather than tack it at the end of four days of shameless consumption?
I was just listening to them this morning
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was just listening to them this morning
“The bird” lololol
September 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“The bird” lololol
I got two this summer. They make me happy every single time I see them.
August 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I got two this summer. They make me happy every single time I see them.