"I would eat a baby in a survival situation"

"Do you think vegans have a higher percentage of terrorists"

"Imagine if Indians were tall, we'd be fucked. There's like a billion of them"
"And the Chinese"

"Are you ready for the Sabbath?"
Me: "I'm not Jewish"
"Could have fooled me"

"They've got K-dramas on CBBC! This is what's wrong with this country!"

When talking about Koreans
"They look kind of scientific"