Sam
@flatmouse.bsky.social
Portland, OR
I like metal music and metal minis.
I like coffee.
I like metal music and metal minis.
I like coffee.
My hot take on the fem-custodes is not about the fem-custodes, it’s that custodes are a junk faction. Yet another even bigger space marine who is even more the super mostest elite best. Yawn. Anyway i saw someone is doing space wolf valkyries. Badass. Every faction should have lady heads.
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 AM
My hot take on the fem-custodes is not about the fem-custodes, it’s that custodes are a junk faction. Yet another even bigger space marine who is even more the super mostest elite best. Yawn. Anyway i saw someone is doing space wolf valkyries. Badass. Every faction should have lady heads.
Ugh I have been mixing this by hand and now i learn the exact color I was aiming for already exists 😆😭
In Army Painter colors I used demigod flames mixed with leather brown, lightened with burnt turf.
In Army Painter colors I used demigod flames mixed with leather brown, lightened with burnt turf.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ugh I have been mixing this by hand and now i learn the exact color I was aiming for already exists 😆😭
In Army Painter colors I used demigod flames mixed with leather brown, lightened with burnt turf.
In Army Painter colors I used demigod flames mixed with leather brown, lightened with burnt turf.
Longbeard! Not feeling a hundred percent on it but at least i finished something
#warhammer #miniaturepainting
#warhammer #miniaturepainting
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Longbeard! Not feeling a hundred percent on it but at least i finished something
#warhammer #miniaturepainting
#warhammer #miniaturepainting
So make better products.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So make better products.
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
I want a ghost in the shell brain so i can hack myself and real time block people
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I want a ghost in the shell brain so i can hack myself and real time block people
Alright then, let’s see it guys
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Alright then, let’s see it guys
Might be biased but in light of our mayor turning out to be exactly as bad the last two I think it’s a safe bet to say no matter what they put in the voter pamphlet we need to stop voting for guys who look like this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Might be biased but in light of our mayor turning out to be exactly as bad the last two I think it’s a safe bet to say no matter what they put in the voter pamphlet we need to stop voting for guys who look like this.
My block list is extensive and fickle. I’ve noticed no degradation in my experience. I wish there were more tools to help me block. And I don’t care if that impacts a platform that will eventually run itself into the ground anyway with or without my help. I’m on here for my own enjoyment.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My block list is extensive and fickle. I’ve noticed no degradation in my experience. I wish there were more tools to help me block. And I don’t care if that impacts a platform that will eventually run itself into the ground anyway with or without my help. I’m on here for my own enjoyment.
WHAT is the muzzle velocity of an unseasoned SANDWICH!?
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WHAT is the muzzle velocity of an unseasoned SANDWICH!?
I mean like this is how they are on the regular now and no official cares to stop it. What’s one more crime going to do.
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I mean like this is how they are on the regular now and no official cares to stop it. What’s one more crime going to do.
He also doesnt understand the earth is round and maps are flat. The curved line on the map is actually straighter on the globe. His straight line would be curved and is the longer route.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
He also doesnt understand the earth is round and maps are flat. The curved line on the map is actually straighter on the globe. His straight line would be curved and is the longer route.
Me pressing the heart button on this
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me pressing the heart button on this
fur in cleavage site 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll delete my account now
I’ll delete my account now
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
fur in cleavage site 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll delete my account now
I’ll delete my account now
They literally did the meme
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They literally did the meme
These are always my top. I believe in setting aside judgement in the moment and supporting people who use strategy i might disagree with. I even apply point 2 for simple things like when i’m near someone with a sign or flag I don’t feel represents my views. Without solidarity the rest means nothing.
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
These are always my top. I believe in setting aside judgement in the moment and supporting people who use strategy i might disagree with. I even apply point 2 for simple things like when i’m near someone with a sign or flag I don’t feel represents my views. Without solidarity the rest means nothing.
Mfw digging downtown Portland’s grave.
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Mfw digging downtown Portland’s grave.
Saw this going around but i felt it overshot so i cut it down to the only two points that matter.
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Saw this going around but i felt it overshot so i cut it down to the only two points that matter.
Alligators are curious, calm, happy creatures I really enjoyed seeing them. When they stop swimming their body kind of sinks but their head stays horizontal and they look like a yoshi.
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Alligators are curious, calm, happy creatures I really enjoyed seeing them. When they stop swimming their body kind of sinks but their head stays horizontal and they look like a yoshi.
