The Flat Universe Society
@flatuniverse.bsky.social
Like the Flat Earth Society, but way bigger. And way less wrong. Ω = 1
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Well, at least you have some understanding of it at all. I envy you that.
Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz.
And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?
Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz.
And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Well, at least you have some understanding of it at all. I envy you that.
Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz.
And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?
Still, I just think if it's not actually flat, they'd've used another word to describe it, like thicc or whatevz.
And NASA's website says "the universe is flat, like a sheet of paper" What do they mean if not plane-like?
the human wha?
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
the human wha?
Say wha? I think I'm suffering from such "imperfections in the understanding" here.
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Say wha? I think I'm suffering from such "imperfections in the understanding" here.
Dudes like moi
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dudes like moi
Flatness is beautiful.
September 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Flatness is beautiful.
Why didn't they use the Bering Strait wormhole?
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why didn't they use the Bering Strait wormhole?
Fisheye lens distortion! Optical trickery!
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fisheye lens distortion! Optical trickery!
The universe is actually flat. Flatter than a lasagna, flatter than the tabletop you eat your lasagna off of, flatter than any object on earth.
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The universe is actually flat. Flatter than a lasagna, flatter than the tabletop you eat your lasagna off of, flatter than any object on earth.
Good news! Your old Flat Earth Society membership card entitles you (or, rather, subjects you to) immediate membership in the Flat Universe Society! Welcome, brother.
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good news! Your old Flat Earth Society membership card entitles you (or, rather, subjects you to) immediate membership in the Flat Universe Society! Welcome, brother.
Deus sex machine.
You gold-metal meddler.
a pancake left flat
You gold-metal meddler.
a pancake left flat
September 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Deus sex machine.
You gold-metal meddler.
a pancake left flat
You gold-metal meddler.
a pancake left flat
Man, that Tempest spideyweb flativerse is epic banging 👍
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Man, that Tempest spideyweb flativerse is epic banging 👍
Fact: The Universe is flat.
August 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Fact: The Universe is flat.
Flat Universe beliefs weakly skew older.
July 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Flat Universe beliefs weakly skew older.
I’m troll, but also I really do believe the universe is flat.
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’m troll, but also I really do believe the universe is flat.
Is the flatness of the universe debatable? Nope! Anyone who looks at the data knows it to be true: it’s flat, like a sheet of paper.
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Is the flatness of the universe debatable? Nope! Anyone who looks at the data knows it to be true: it’s flat, like a sheet of paper.
If you enjoy not debating that the earth is not flat with cucumber people, maybe you’ll enjoy debating that the universe is flat with a pancake person.
July 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you enjoy not debating that the earth is not flat with cucumber people, maybe you’ll enjoy debating that the universe is flat with a pancake person.
Neil Degrasse Tyson told me that if the universe was the size of the universe, it’d be flat as a sheet of paper.
July 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Neil Degrasse Tyson told me that if the universe was the size of the universe, it’d be flat as a sheet of paper.
How come Euclid didn’t know about balls?
July 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
How come Euclid didn’t know about balls?
Exactly. And if their minds are open, they’ll also research the flat universe theory, and they’ll discover it’s actually flat af (“flat, like a sheet of paper”, says NASA) and then they’ll discount anything else said by whomever told them otherwise.
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Exactly. And if their minds are open, they’ll also research the flat universe theory, and they’ll discover it’s actually flat af (“flat, like a sheet of paper”, says NASA) and then they’ll discount anything else said by whomever told them otherwise.
You forgot one:
The Universe is flat.
The Universe is flat.
July 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You forgot one:
The Universe is flat.
The Universe is flat.
Make America Measley Again!
March 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Make America Measley Again!
Right on. It’s flat af!
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February 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Right on. It’s flat af!
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