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heyyo

he/she/they (agender)

21 y/o """"""musician""""""

alt
@resualf.bsky.social

i also post here
https://www.youtube.com/@flauser
https://soundcloud.com/flauser
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get a load of this guy
im hilarious
my last like 3 posts have been way too real i need a goof break

apple juice is good and i like it

ok i feel better now
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Originality is a false goal.

Art is not lesser because of its inspiration, it is greater. If a game you played, a movie you watched, a drawing you saw, a story you were told lives in your brain like a mindflayer parasite, steal it. Remix it. Riff on it. Do it worse. Do it better. Do it different.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
when i die, bury me with a walking stick. there's a boy out there i need to take on one more adventure.

rest in peace, hank. i'll see you soon.
September 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
sometimes i'll do something i've always wanted to do as a kid, and will suddenly feel the incorporeal presence of a smaller, more naïve version of myself smiling beside me

i wish i could talk to that kid and warn 'em about what's yet to come, but moments like these might just be the next best thing
August 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
wiener
July 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
my mama rules

if you have a mom then make sure she knows she rules too, she works hard for you because she loves you.

if you dont have a mom or if shes an ass, this message is irrelevant.

this can also apply to other parental figures of varying gender identity; such as a dad, or another mom.
June 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
she strip my log til i bark
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
eating celery and hummus rn

i might have the palate of a 4th grader, but this is top quality cuisine and i will take no criticism
May 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the urge to learn programming specifically to make a turn-based RPG featuring my brain children (shared custody) is incredibly strong.

but i am stronger.
May 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
question of the day:

am i practicing self love or am i a narcissistic jackass?

probably both tbh. im like really cool but im kinda humble abt it yk?

oh my god im an asshole arent i

fuck
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
ignore the lawn chair its the first image in my library that caught my eye

also dont ask why i have an image of a lawn chair in my library

fine its a devil may cry thing you win
while i'm at it, i'll post this here too

soundcloud.com/flauser/trea...

yeah, yeah, soundcloud, look man im not gonna pay a third party (that spotify owns) to put my stuff on spotify at a net loss and neither should you, it's dumb

anyway its a remake of and old song i made in 2022
Tread Carefully (Tread with Dread Reprise) - Original Song
Remake of an old song I made a few years ago.
soundcloud.com
May 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
grahhh self promotion grahhh how dare i use my own account(s) to promote my art online KILL THEM BURN THE SELF PROMOTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted this well over a month ago, so I think everyone that wants to see it probably already has, but tbh I'm not sure what else to use my alt for other than advertisement so here ya go

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgyy...

95 minutes of my creative journey as a musician :)
Literally Everything I've EVER Made in FL Studio
YouTube video by flauser
www.youtube.com
May 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
normalize liking your own posts, videos, art, etc.

like bitch I'M my own number one fan everyone else wishes they were as dedicated a fan as me, but its a fools errand i say

treat that like button as a seal of approval saying "fuck yea i made this" i dont care how silly it is, be proud of yourself
May 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i have forsaken gender as a concept. pronouns do not do me justice. me refer to me only as "God Quing flauser (case sensitive), Bardic Wunderkind and Artistic Mastermind".

[DISCLAIMER: Do not do this. If you do this, it will alter my opinion of you permanently and negatively. still agender tho]
May 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
slap ya mama
April 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
is a warehouse just some guy that becomes a house every full moon or what
April 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
get a load of this guy
im hilarious
April 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
stardew valley
March 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
she connect on my dongle till i power off
February 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
who does this guy think he is
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
lighthouses are so fucking cool
January 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
windmills are so fucking cool
January 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
who else sniffin after you scratch your nuts
January 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
oatmeal raisin is unironically my favorite cookie
January 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
clerk: hello, how may i help you?

customer: hey, could you help me find my grandpa? his tracker says hes somewhere in your store.

clerk: only if you ask nicely.

customer: ..please?

clerk: you'll have to be nicer than that old man.

old man in the corner: *slurs*

clerk: alright he's all yours
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM