F.L. Everett
@fliceverett.bsky.social
Author & journalist. Writing more books.
🎄MURDER AT MISTLETOE MANOR
🗡️THE EDIE YORK MYSTERIES
🏰 DREAMS OF THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS
🎄MURDER AT MISTLETOE MANOR
🗡️THE EDIE YORK MYSTERIES
🏰 DREAMS OF THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS
Roses are red
Violets are calmer
Violets are calmer
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Roses are red
Violets are calmer
Violets are calmer
Poor little naive Peter. If only he'd had a bit of cunning or street smarts to help him spot a bad person.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Poor little naive Peter. If only he'd had a bit of cunning or street smarts to help him spot a bad person.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This is who runs this account.
*Attenborough voice*
This fearsome creature camouflages himself to blend seamlessly with his environment... an observer would find it impossible to spot him, and that's just how he likes it.
This fearsome creature camouflages himself to blend seamlessly with his environment... an observer would find it impossible to spot him, and that's just how he likes it.
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
*Attenborough voice*
This fearsome creature camouflages himself to blend seamlessly with his environment... an observer would find it impossible to spot him, and that's just how he likes it.
This fearsome creature camouflages himself to blend seamlessly with his environment... an observer would find it impossible to spot him, and that's just how he likes it.
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Violets are shy
January 31, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Violets are shy
Roses are red
Violets are dear things
Violets are dear things
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Roses are red
Violets are dear things
Violets are dear things
A lesbian partner.
January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
A lesbian partner.
Trump is deranged
Nothing is rosy
Nothing is rosy
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Trump is deranged
Nothing is rosy
Nothing is rosy
Just received this from my husband. I don't think I'll ask...
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Just received this from my husband. I don't think I'll ask...
Roses are red
Violets are weird
Violets are weird
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets are weird
Violets are weird
Let me read you monster.
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Let me read you monster.
Once again, I find myself in trouble.
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Once again, I find myself in trouble.
'All' doing some heavy lifting Harry and Meghan-wise.
January 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
'All' doing some heavy lifting Harry and Meghan-wise.
Wondered what the terrifying weird noise behind the curtain was. Found out.
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Wondered what the terrifying weird noise behind the curtain was. Found out.
Nobody apart from headline writers has ever used the word 'pooch.' Where did it come from? Why do they cling to it? Why can't they say 'dog'?
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Nobody apart from headline writers has ever used the word 'pooch.' Where did it come from? Why do they cling to it? Why can't they say 'dog'?
Outside looking like the set of a ballet. Enter Gisele, stage left.
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Outside looking like the set of a ballet. Enter Gisele, stage left.
What in the name of NHS warning leaflet has happened to the design of the Radio Times?
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
What in the name of NHS warning leaflet has happened to the design of the Radio Times?
They don't say what they built him out of.
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
They don't say what they built him out of.
"I'll be having those back, thanks."
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
"I'll be having those back, thanks."
I wore my new shoes, and will
Never be unhappy again because I love them so much.
Never be unhappy again because I love them so much.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I wore my new shoes, and will
Never be unhappy again because I love them so much.
Never be unhappy again because I love them so much.
Oh for christs sake.
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh for christs sake.
My son is using the smaller dog as a phone table.
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My son is using the smaller dog as a phone table.
It's like dismal satire.
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It's like dismal satire.