fighting demons to not crack open a can of guinness over breakfast. i don't even like guinness
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
fighting demons to not crack open a can of guinness over breakfast. i don't even like guinness
Why are rappers always so small? Lil Wayne, lil Uzi, lil pump. Even notorious B.I.G had the nickname Biggie smalls
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Why are rappers always so small? Lil Wayne, lil Uzi, lil pump. Even notorious B.I.G had the nickname Biggie smalls
I Have No Fibre and I Must Shit
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I Have No Fibre and I Must Shit
it's crazy how much money you can earn if you just don't have any morals
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
it's crazy how much money you can earn if you just don't have any morals
a porn site for tech bros where the gangbang category is called the cockchain
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
a porn site for tech bros where the gangbang category is called the cockchain
i don't think enough drivers realise that if they challenge a bus they're Going to lose
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i don't think enough drivers realise that if they challenge a bus they're Going to lose
One of the good things about the new Taylor Swift album being bad is that her fans might try branching out and listen to good music instead
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
One of the good things about the new Taylor Swift album being bad is that her fans might try branching out and listen to good music instead
Blond twins when they aren't sure about an answer they gave: I thinky?
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Blond twins when they aren't sure about an answer they gave: I thinky?
Seeing a guy in the office with a pair of hyperx cloud ii's and hitting him with the "I know what you are" look
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Seeing a guy in the office with a pair of hyperx cloud ii's and hitting him with the "I know what you are" look
For how well known they are I can't remember ever meeting someone that was a fan of AC/DC
September 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
For how well known they are I can't remember ever meeting someone that was a fan of AC/DC
has anyone taste tested the switch 2 cartridges yet? how do they compare to the switch 1?
September 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
has anyone taste tested the switch 2 cartridges yet? how do they compare to the switch 1?
man idk how people find the time to have life-altering realisations about themselves i'm too busy with the 9-5 grind
September 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
man idk how people find the time to have life-altering realisations about themselves i'm too busy with the 9-5 grind
"you never like my posts" this isn't a social media platform this is a void i shout at and sometimes The Voices tell me i did a good job
August 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"you never like my posts" this isn't a social media platform this is a void i shout at and sometimes The Voices tell me i did a good job
The world would be a better place (after a period of chaos) if cars physically couldn't let you turn unless you were indicating
July 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The world would be a better place (after a period of chaos) if cars physically couldn't let you turn unless you were indicating
Gonna apply to UI designer roles and tell them I'm colourblind, then sue them when they reject me. Easiest money I'll ever make
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gonna apply to UI designer roles and tell them I'm colourblind, then sue them when they reject me. Easiest money I'll ever make
Getting tempted by the presence of corvids call that crowercion
July 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Getting tempted by the presence of corvids call that crowercion
the crisis? existential
the booty? monumental
the booty? monumental
June 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
the crisis? existential
the booty? monumental
the booty? monumental
I swear bro just one more pair of headphones and I'll be done no more honestly i- *falls over mountains of headphones*
June 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I swear bro just one more pair of headphones and I'll be done no more honestly i- *falls over mountains of headphones*
In the future we'll be able to use the Minecraft movie to carbon date rediscovered YouTube videos by seeing whether there's a freakout over a chicken jockey
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
In the future we'll be able to use the Minecraft movie to carbon date rediscovered YouTube videos by seeing whether there's a freakout over a chicken jockey
Samsung rolls worse update ever, asked to leave android alone
June 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Samsung rolls worse update ever, asked to leave android alone
I think if I was a city architect I would design non-anti-homeless benches and act confused when they're rejected so the council has to admit that they think homeless people should sleep on the ground
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I think if I was a city architect I would design non-anti-homeless benches and act confused when they're rejected so the council has to admit that they think homeless people should sleep on the ground
Jack Black Minecraft Steve during pride month: dick n cocky!
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Jack Black Minecraft Steve during pride month: dick n cocky!
Gonna market ipecac as a weight loss snack
May 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Gonna market ipecac as a weight loss snack
Becoming addicted to beef flavoured drinks each month call that Bovrilation
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Becoming addicted to beef flavoured drinks each month call that Bovrilation
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Put gochujang chicken and rice together and quite frankly I think the fast food industry is heading for a crash if this ever gets out
April 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Put gochujang chicken and rice together and quite frankly I think the fast food industry is heading for a crash if this ever gets out