Daniel Kennedy
@fliglman.bsky.social
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compiling all my old tweets and self publishing a book of aphorisms that I distribute on local doorsteps
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that does make more sense
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In a secret underground lab china has been inventing types of woman the likes of which we can scarcely begin to imagine
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the blockchain connecting his apple watch to his lorgnettes
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I used to follow Ariana Harwicz on twitter until I hit "translate" on some of her tweets
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(the little chain thing he has connecting his wallet to his belt I mean)
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man has nothing to lose but his chains
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smash windows more like
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Chicken Teknikal Institute
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It's been replaced by a place called Chicken Tek (I assume the tek is short for Teknology) yesterday they were handing out free chicken
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a place near me put up a sign implying that they would soon begin serving smash burgers. So far there's no sign of any burgers at all: I may never learn what a smash burger is
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a fast food place opened near me a year ago and they put up a big sign that said "Smash Burgers". They didn't have any of course, but I assumed it was because they were still setting up and they would eventually add them to the menu. Anyway it's closed down now. The big Smash Burgers sign taken away
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especially if there are already a ton of translations out there; nothing to lose
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i'm running a long obsolete version of MacOS because I need it for 32 bit software that no longer works on the latest versions
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I think it's funny that millions of people would prefer to be at risk of cyber scams than update to the latest version of windows (where the cyber scam is considered an integral feature)
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she hasn't read his last one because she waits for the paperbacks
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only 3 years? [sure Jan. gif]
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scratch that, I thought of a better joke. Imagine you said "partying + doing bare minimum etc" and then I said "and that's just the teaching staff!" laughing rolling head emoji
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Those campus novels aren't going to inspire themselves, Rick
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That's not how I remember it: we had to do the bare minimum at the end of EACH year otherwise they wouldn't let you into third year
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If they are "rip off" degrees than surely the profit margins are the highest: I thought Tories were pro-business?

(I'm also against rip off degrees btw, but the more logical solution is to abolish fees)
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I was tricked into buying a certain non-fiction book once by a 2,000 word review that, not only contained the entire thesis and argument of the book, but was infinitely better written (a classic: "this book could have been a review of itself" moment)
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you know, like the classic midcentury modern neo nazi graphic design motifs (celtic cross, swastika, Sonnenrad, broken sun)
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these angry bald men find comfort in their mashups of ancient Celtic and eh, Sanskrit imagery