It's dark, I need to buy some food bits and my right leg is twingeing from hip to ankle. If I wasn't diabetic I'd be face down in a chocolate father Christmas*

*not a euphemism

Not sure we've had any yet.

I took my nephew to see it when it came out with my mam. It's done well and the performances are good I just can't warm to the story.

I don't like the Grinch at all. Maybe it's an American thing.

Will there be a campaign for a no1 and what would it be?