She’s just trying to buy her way out of a war with the US. Why handing over her dinner money to the school bully. Lady, he’ll be back tomorrow.

Same as today. Giving the school bully your dinner money to avoid getting beaten up. But we all know the bully will be back tomorrow so she better have her dinner money ready to handover.

So Rick, what are your suggestions? We know the US is going to hell in a handbasket, that much is clear, but how do we rescue it from Trump?

Moscow Mitch is the reason we’re descending into fascism. He had TWO chances to convict Trump but screwed the pooch twice. His role in the downfall of the US will be written about in the history books and will be a lesson in what happens when you put party before country.

The pelicans around the jetties at Pensacola are vicious little bastards. Although I will admit they are very cool.

The lady is clever. She knows a participation trophy will get her what she needs from Trump.

Everything he touches starts looking or smelling like shit. We already know that Trump smells like shit but now his whole body is just disintegrating before our eyes.

I was in Cairo during the protests that brought down Hosni Mubarak. The tear gas released by security forces was making people cough and choke more than a mile away from where it was deployed. Suck on that Carl.

So, so far just kimmel and Colbert. I’m opening a book so we can bet who’s next. It’s either gonna be Fallon or Stewart. Let’s hope the companies that host these shows aren’t trying to do anything that requires Trump‘s permission such as a merger. So the first amendment falls - second next?

It’s posts like this that make my day. Thank you.

It’s weird that 2 democratic senators from deeply Republican Georgia are the two best in the country

I’m along with you friend x