Flipturns 🏊♀️ 📷 🦋
@flipturns.bsky.social
🏊♀️ swim teacher , 🐕 animal care tech, 🎸 musician/music therapist, 🧠 mental health tech, science &k elementary Ed. I care about people, animals, and the environment. Dealing with genetic diseases. I refuse to let them still me. 💙 JUST KEEP SWIMMING 🏊♂️
#Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
--- George Carlin
My GSD would wait forever for a stuck Frisbee to come down off the roof.
--- George Carlin
My GSD would wait forever for a stuck Frisbee to come down off the roof.
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
#Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
--- George Carlin
My GSD would wait forever for a stuck Frisbee to come down off the roof.
--- George Carlin
My GSD would wait forever for a stuck Frisbee to come down off the roof.
It is that time of year...
February 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It is that time of year...
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton 🍎
-- Isaac Newton 🍎
February 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton 🍎
-- Isaac Newton 🍎
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss
-- Dr. Seuss
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss
-- Dr. Seuss
Dolly Parton for President!
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Dolly Parton for President!
Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
--- Khalil Gibran
--- Khalil Gibran
February 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
--- Khalil Gibran
--- Khalil Gibran
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
--- Dr. Seuss ---
--- Dr. Seuss ---
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
--- Dr. Seuss ---
--- Dr. Seuss ---
What do you call a bird who’s always on the go? A roadrunner!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
I bought a canary a smartphone—it loves to tweet updates.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
I bought a canary a smartphone—it loves to tweet updates.
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What do you call a bird who’s always on the go? A roadrunner!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
I bought a canary a smartphone—it loves to tweet updates.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 NA
I bought a canary a smartphone—it loves to tweet updates.
Why did the fish get bad grades? He was below sea level at his “school”
What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football? Golden receiver.
What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football? Golden receiver.
What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Why did the fish get bad grades? He was below sea level at his “school”
What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football? Golden receiver.
What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football? Golden receiver.
What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a lump of coal? Sixty million years.
Remember: Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents
Remember: Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents
February 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a lump of coal? Sixty million years.
Remember: Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents
Remember: Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents
You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age.
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
--- Elbert Hubbard 🐒
--- Elbert Hubbard 🐒
February 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
--- Elbert Hubbard 🐒
--- Elbert Hubbard 🐒
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
-- George Carlin
-- George Carlin
My Karma ran over your dogma.
---Unknown
---Unknown
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
My Karma ran over your dogma.
---Unknown
---Unknown
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
#Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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Bob Newhart
US comedian & television actor (1929 - )
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Bob Newhart
US comedian & television actor (1929 - )
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
#Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
---- 📺----
Bob Newhart
US comedian & television actor (1929 - )
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Bob Newhart
US comedian & television actor (1929 - )
"Electronics Experts Say, By The Year 2009, People Will Be Able To Watch TV On Their Cellphones. They Say Their Goal Is To Create The Most Annoying Person Ever To Sit Behind You At The Movie Theater".
--- Jay Leno
--- Jay Leno
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"Electronics Experts Say, By The Year 2009, People Will Be Able To Watch TV On Their Cellphones. They Say Their Goal Is To Create The Most Annoying Person Ever To Sit Behind You At The Movie Theater".
--- Jay Leno
--- Jay Leno
Why are vultures such bad comedians?
Their jokes are always dead on arrival!
Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
Their jokes are always dead on arrival!
Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Why are vultures such bad comedians?
Their jokes are always dead on arrival!
Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
Their jokes are always dead on arrival!
Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
Their first daughter was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Now they’re hoping for triplets so they can have a whole set.
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
I went to the General store, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A quiet game of tennis today. Not any racket.
I went to the General store, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A quiet game of tennis today. Not any racket.
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
I went to the General store, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A quiet game of tennis today. Not any racket.
I went to the General store, they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A quiet game of tennis today. Not any racket.
Why do cats always get their way? --Because they are very purr-suasive.
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
--An octo-puss.
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?
--The retail store.
What do you call a cat prom? A Fur Ball.
What do you call a fluffy male cat sleeping? A Himalayan.
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
--An octo-puss.
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?
--The retail store.
What do you call a cat prom? A Fur Ball.
What do you call a fluffy male cat sleeping? A Himalayan.
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Why do cats always get their way? --Because they are very purr-suasive.
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
--An octo-puss.
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?
--The retail store.
What do you call a cat prom? A Fur Ball.
What do you call a fluffy male cat sleeping? A Himalayan.
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
--An octo-puss.
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?
--The retail store.
What do you call a cat prom? A Fur Ball.
What do you call a fluffy male cat sleeping? A Himalayan.
The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Why did the bird go to therapy?
For psychological tweetment.
What do you call a chicken who plays slap bass?
A funky chicken.
How do chickens wake up without a rooster?
They set an alarm cluck.
Why are birds always such bad cooks?
Everything they make is fowl.
For psychological tweetment.
What do you call a chicken who plays slap bass?
A funky chicken.
How do chickens wake up without a rooster?
They set an alarm cluck.
Why are birds always such bad cooks?
Everything they make is fowl.
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Why did the bird go to therapy?
For psychological tweetment.
What do you call a chicken who plays slap bass?
A funky chicken.
How do chickens wake up without a rooster?
They set an alarm cluck.
Why are birds always such bad cooks?
Everything they make is fowl.
For psychological tweetment.
What do you call a chicken who plays slap bass?
A funky chicken.
How do chickens wake up without a rooster?
They set an alarm cluck.
Why are birds always such bad cooks?
Everything they make is fowl.
Trophy presentation....
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February 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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