me in the hivemind: ohhh noo carols angry again 😏 i hope she doesn’t yell at me 🥵
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
me in the hivemind: ohhh noo carols angry again 😏 i hope she doesn’t yell at me 🥵
Carol Sturka the woman you are…
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Carol Sturka the woman you are…
starting to think money does buy happiness…I hope god doesn’t teach me a lesson with the lottery ticket I just bought…
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
starting to think money does buy happiness…I hope god doesn’t teach me a lesson with the lottery ticket I just bought…
I rebuke my balance summary
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I rebuke my balance summary
I’m gonna make an ai that’s sad
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m gonna make an ai that’s sad
at a party sweating the perfect amount
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
at a party sweating the perfect amount
seems like a bad societal indicator when your moms surgeon asks if you know any multimillionaires so he can buy equipment for his cutting edge pancreas research (my mom is fine!)
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
seems like a bad societal indicator when your moms surgeon asks if you know any multimillionaires so he can buy equipment for his cutting edge pancreas research (my mom is fine!)
thinking about free soloing a soup (no recipe only vibes)
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
thinking about free soloing a soup (no recipe only vibes)
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a recent New Yorker reject, for you.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
a recent New Yorker reject, for you.
we were not meant to know what our favorite podcast hosts look like and that’s the inherent problem with video podcasting
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
we were not meant to know what our favorite podcast hosts look like and that’s the inherent problem with video podcasting
I have an incredible hack for staying off your phone: get a root canal
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have an incredible hack for staying off your phone: get a root canal
All Her Fault is a series about women who need to divorce their husbands ASAP
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
All Her Fault is a series about women who need to divorce their husbands ASAP
just saw a teen dressed as a heavily pregnant smurf for halloween 😭
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
just saw a teen dressed as a heavily pregnant smurf for halloween 😭
I think I should watch another short form video. I think it will feel good
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I think I should watch another short form video. I think it will feel good
I’m a GERF (gooner exclusionary radical feminist)
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m a GERF (gooner exclusionary radical feminist)
sorry I can’t hang I need to go home and worry
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sorry I can’t hang I need to go home and worry
as more people get wearables like oura ring I’ve started to feel like wow…I’m really out here just flying blind, generating no bodily data, gaining no insights…vibing in the darkness…
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
as more people get wearables like oura ring I’ve started to feel like wow…I’m really out here just flying blind, generating no bodily data, gaining no insights…vibing in the darkness…
sorry I’m SO GOOD at dancing (me seven drinks deep at a wedding)
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
sorry I’m SO GOOD at dancing (me seven drinks deep at a wedding)
every office should have meeting rooms that can’t be booked, only won through hand-to-hand combat
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
every office should have meeting rooms that can’t be booked, only won through hand-to-hand combat
the problem with visiting Greece is you will always want to be back in Greece
October 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the problem with visiting Greece is you will always want to be back in Greece
my french resistance show just killed my favorite character 😭
October 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
my french resistance show just killed my favorite character 😭
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Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
one more iced coffee will fix it..
September 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
one more iced coffee will fix it..
Ned Fulmer’s podcast needs to be the last one…we’ve reached the end of the line
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ned Fulmer’s podcast needs to be the last one…we’ve reached the end of the line