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Flo Karp
@flokarp.bsky.social
The mantle really needs a larger painting.
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Candace: "Susie Wiles was born an alpaca. I'm working on the story, details to come over the next few weeks..."
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What I see:

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December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hate that I know what this means.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm legit cackling.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So big there's a drawer for overflow. You always need a few parallel printer cables, right?
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Saw the words, sung it to myself like a reflex. And we also musn't forget "It's Craaaaaaazy Eddie!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sneaky snake.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Poetry
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's unavoidable. May it scroll by quickly (the 100 times it will appear)
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yeah, who's paying for those 80 buses?
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Absolutely terrifying. What if a random leaf hits a bystander due to a gentle breeze? Cannot imagine.
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Not a Swift person but in the pop culture Reddit community I follow, the "Ophelia" video has elicited a majority "Oh, NOW I really like that song!". It is a lovely video.
October 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Can't stand them and highly resent the lost screen real estate.
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Make it happen!
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Maybe they're sugar pills. Can't imagine them interfering with the baby-making agenda.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM