The amount of damage the gutter press does to this country is staggering! The fact that a sitting ‘Labour’ government can’t do anything about it is just sad

Is it even Christmas if they don’t bring the bubbles out

Make sure you add a moist-maker to the middle of the sandwich. A layer where the slice of bread is dunked in gravy. 😂

Have we checked Lucy’s Twitter profile? She’s probably located in Kashmir 😂

Me!

lol feels very much like governance by vibes..
RR: we have to put taxes up
No10: Sweeney, run us a poll mate..
McS: vibes no good, btw, running some deflection using Wes in the morning..
RR: ok no tax rises

Not a bad idea

Is this the same ‘island of strangers’ Keir?

You are not crying, I’m cr… oh 😢

This increasingly feels like governing by vibes, didn’t the electorate get rid of the previous lot for doing exactly that?