floodburger.bsky.social
@floodburger.bsky.social
This is the political commentary I didn’t think I needed. And it’s amazing and accurate in so many ways.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The brick would miss only because it would want to avoid touching him.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I disagree- I think it’s the opposite. I think he was a dude who had a weird fetish about being stuffed into lockers but no one would. Now he’s grown up bitter, resentful, and repressed that no one wanted to touch him to stuff him into a locker because he came off as a weird perv (hasn’t changed).
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Crazy cool. I still have my old Shortpacked statues. Crazier to know those could just be 3D printed now.
June 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I love the Captain America effect. It looks more like a giant piece of bubble gum got stuck to his shield and he’s trying to shake it off.
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I really want that Joel and Ellie to drop. I figure it’s more worth it at the $30 range
May 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I resemble that comment!
March 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Thinking back to the original first Hasbro version of this. What an insanely different world.
March 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Symbiote Superman is the crazy crossover I never knew I needed.
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
When you ask an insecure 42 year old male with a profile picture from the driver seat of their F450 if they support the second amendment.
February 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I anticipate 30-40 minute videos of adult males sitting in front of a gray wall, with a table with a few figures on it, raging about the price of this figure. We will be urged to wake up and listen to their wet mouth noises as we are told that Hasbro is the next coming of the Soviet Union.
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What I’m seeing lately is dealers hoping to still get Covid prices and only have to do a couple of big sales. Trends I’m seeing now that work are smaller, cheaper items selling in high volume. And collectors are aging out and/or just have the expensive stuff by now.
February 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That shredder feels like a huge step back. No bicep swivel or anything? The Rocksteady looks excellent.
January 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Looks like he takes selfie videos from the front seat of his ford pickup to discuss what he needs to get off his chest and why the left makes him so angry.
January 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’ll try to remember the next time I go. They move it around every so often and now have it in a paid car museum at the Volo antique mall. Or at least they did.
January 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And Milwaukee. You can get a bunch at the Milwaukee Zoo.

There’s a rare Disney one at an antique mall near me.
January 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Totally! I left twitter and was glad to see you over here. Used to chat with you about our cats.
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM