Flood Czar
@floodczar.bsky.social
Mayor of Arlington, VA. Old liberal redneck. Pastafarian. Stoner. Professional alligator hunter. Ufologist.
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
As of today, Toby has been here for 3 months. I took him with me to HT for 5 Powerball tickets. It's up to 1.2 fucking billion dollars. I'm fairly certain that I have the winning numbers. If I were to win, Toby and I are headed to Georgian Bay in Canada. Fuck this maga shithole.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
As of today, Toby has been here for 3 months. I took him with me to HT for 5 Powerball tickets. It's up to 1.2 fucking billion dollars. I'm fairly certain that I have the winning numbers. If I were to win, Toby and I are headed to Georgian Bay in Canada. Fuck this maga shithole.
I've been mostly lucky. Made several friends on Myspace/FB, playing Mafia Wars. Have also met in person like a dozen people from the interweb. All of those went well except for some dude who lives around here and sold me some bunk weed. I was warned he was mentally unstable and didn't listen.
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've been mostly lucky. Made several friends on Myspace/FB, playing Mafia Wars. Have also met in person like a dozen people from the interweb. All of those went well except for some dude who lives around here and sold me some bunk weed. I was warned he was mentally unstable and didn't listen.
Flood Czar is the field general of Arlington/Falls Church and Alexandria for the Turtle Island Liberation Front. (TILF)
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Flood Czar is the field general of Arlington/Falls Church and Alexandria for the Turtle Island Liberation Front. (TILF)
Has anyone ever called Truth Social, Trough Social or did I just come up with that?
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Has anyone ever called Truth Social, Trough Social or did I just come up with that?
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
FYI- As dead as Bluesky is. BlueSky has way more users than Trough Social.
How has W never spoke out against Donnie 2 Dolls? What a spineless POS.
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How has W never spoke out against Donnie 2 Dolls? What a spineless POS.
I've tried cinnamon rolls from a biscuit tube a few times. They're bad, to me. First time trying these. They're fucking great. Ate two and thought about eating the other two.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I've tried cinnamon rolls from a biscuit tube a few times. They're bad, to me. First time trying these. They're fucking great. Ate two and thought about eating the other two.
The Mayor hereby, forwith and to & fro. Has officially put Arlington Public Schools on a 2 hour delay for tomorrow morning. Thus giving a cushion for sidewalks and thoroughfares to be deiced. The children must be protected. They're our future. It takes a village.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Mayor hereby, forwith and to & fro. Has officially put Arlington Public Schools on a 2 hour delay for tomorrow morning. Thus giving a cushion for sidewalks and thoroughfares to be deiced. The children must be protected. They're our future. It takes a village.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Anyway, a Yule meme.
Toby, in the Yule spirit. Late last night as I was headed to my bedroom to tend to my even affairs.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Toby, in the Yule spirit. Late last night as I was headed to my bedroom to tend to my even affairs.
Toby dog, my little pal. He'll be staying with The Mayor until further notice. Might make him Vice-Mayor.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Toby dog, my little pal. He'll be staying with The Mayor until further notice. Might make him Vice-Mayor.
The Mayor is predicting 6 inches here in Arlington.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Mayor is predicting 6 inches here in Arlington.
Brown shooting.
'Merica!!!
'Merica!!!
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Brown shooting.
'Merica!!!
'Merica!!!
Guillotine time yet?
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guillotine time yet?
Probably won't be able to see this here in Arlington.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Probably won't be able to see this here in Arlington.
UGH.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
UGH.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
Anyway, a cat meme for you. Now I'm off to start watching Survivor.
Made this today. It was free. I'm surprised how good it was. I've never used the word complex when describing a food or drink, but here we are.
The coffee had a complex quaff of fruity flavors. I couldn't detect what fruits, but the taste was pleasingly fruitful, nevertheless.
The coffee had a complex quaff of fruity flavors. I couldn't detect what fruits, but the taste was pleasingly fruitful, nevertheless.
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Made this today. It was free. I'm surprised how good it was. I've never used the word complex when describing a food or drink, but here we are.
The coffee had a complex quaff of fruity flavors. I couldn't detect what fruits, but the taste was pleasingly fruitful, nevertheless.
The coffee had a complex quaff of fruity flavors. I couldn't detect what fruits, but the taste was pleasingly fruitful, nevertheless.
Construction site outside my windows has been working all day. Even pouring concrete. After the garage and first floor were completed, construction completely stopped for over 3 weeks, started back last week. My guess is subcontractors weren't paid. Can't think of any other reason.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Construction site outside my windows has been working all day. Even pouring concrete. After the garage and first floor were completed, construction completely stopped for over 3 weeks, started back last week. My guess is subcontractors weren't paid. Can't think of any other reason.