Soup for My Family
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Big Chuck E Cheese slide straight into a medieval oubliette
I appreciate your sharing this, but I think circumstances are... well, they're not good but they're better than they were a few months ago. The rift in the GOP post-Kirk has them focused inward. Cornered animals are dangerous but I think they're scared. Just look at Yarvin falling apart.
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I appreciate your sharing this, but I think circumstances are... well, they're not good but they're better than they were a few months ago. The rift in the GOP post-Kirk has them focused inward. Cornered animals are dangerous but I think they're scared. Just look at Yarvin falling apart.
I was this >||< close to buying during BFCM and am so glad I did not.
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I was this >||< close to buying during BFCM and am so glad I did not.
I'm blocked from something but for some reason I think I'm fine with it
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm blocked from something but for some reason I think I'm fine with it
I hear Colin making the Wheel Up sound
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I hear Colin making the Wheel Up sound
The worst bit is that, due to rampant media illiteracy, the right genuinely enjoys what their awful shitlords produce more than they appreciate actual art. They don’t want to dream, or imagine, or question; they just want someone to tell them they’re correct. That exists on the right.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The worst bit is that, due to rampant media illiteracy, the right genuinely enjoys what their awful shitlords produce more than they appreciate actual art. They don’t want to dream, or imagine, or question; they just want someone to tell them they’re correct. That exists on the right.
Why would you name a child Slig Belly?
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Why would you name a child Slig Belly?
I read this as “Why is this person suggesting they’re beyond class consciousness when they’re one plumbing mishap from bankruptcy? Why are they separating themselves from their own support structure?”
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I read this as “Why is this person suggesting they’re beyond class consciousness when they’re one plumbing mishap from bankruptcy? Why are they separating themselves from their own support structure?”
Uh I’m sorry to have to tell you this but it’s actually diarrhesis
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Uh I’m sorry to have to tell you this but it’s actually diarrhesis
There’s a subjective but significant change when you make an object designed to hurl metal into the head of a human.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There’s a subjective but significant change when you make an object designed to hurl metal into the head of a human.
Yes but, again, arms dealer
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yes but, again, arms dealer
Palmer Luckey, arms dealer and builder of helmets that shoot you in the head, also builds funny little retro systems. It’s like if Saruman had a knitting hobby.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Palmer Luckey, arms dealer and builder of helmets that shoot you in the head, also builds funny little retro systems. It’s like if Saruman had a knitting hobby.
I think they’re lions. Leopards can operate independently. Male lions do nothing but yell and fight each other in an elaborate competition of their own construction, sinking energy and injury into meaningless contests by artifact of perverse incentive. Sounds like the GOP to me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think they’re lions. Leopards can operate independently. Male lions do nothing but yell and fight each other in an elaborate competition of their own construction, sinking energy and injury into meaningless contests by artifact of perverse incentive. Sounds like the GOP to me.
And Trump was a Democrat donor until relatively recently! If Trump wants to investigate Democrats exclusively, then that should include Former Democrat Donald John Trump. Thorough! Detailed investigation! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And Trump was a Democrat donor until relatively recently! If Trump wants to investigate Democrats exclusively, then that should include Former Democrat Donald John Trump. Thorough! Detailed investigation! Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Look I’m just saying we need to investigate the Democrats, including Bill Clinton, who may have received fellatio from former-Democrat Donald John Trump (“dog that hasn’t barked”). It bears investigation!
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Look I’m just saying we need to investigate the Democrats, including Bill Clinton, who may have received fellatio from former-Democrat Donald John Trump (“dog that hasn’t barked”). It bears investigation!
Having just gotten a condo in downtown San Jose: yes, this
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Having just gotten a condo in downtown San Jose: yes, this
He’s not entirely wrong, though! The American people deserve to know if the Bubba referred to here is Bill Clinton. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He’s not entirely wrong, though! The American people deserve to know if the Bubba referred to here is Bill Clinton. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Zoo Manager: “You want us to take the key away from Chuck, the guy that keeps letting the lion out? Oh, so you WANT us to just give the key directly to the lion? I can’t believe you don’t understand the delicate dance, the periods of planning to let the lion out punctuated by letting the lion out.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Zoo Manager: “You want us to take the key away from Chuck, the guy that keeps letting the lion out? Oh, so you WANT us to just give the key directly to the lion? I can’t believe you don’t understand the delicate dance, the periods of planning to let the lion out punctuated by letting the lion out.”
High-Quality Horizontally Rotating Subway Sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
High-Quality Horizontally Rotating Subway Sandwich