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floorsalad.is.goblin.fyi
boywife Ren 🔻🏳️‍⚧️☭
@floorsalad.is.goblin.fyi
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27 ('98) • MINORS DNF 🔞 • it/they/he • engaged/婚約 • Shinto/神道 ⛩️ + Pure Land & Soto Zen Buddhism/浄土宗と曹洞宗 ☸️ • Commie/共産主義者 ☭ • omnisexual/オムニセクシュアル • trans enby/Xジェンダー 🏳️‍⚧️ • disabled/障害者 • posts in English and Japanese/英語と日本語の投稿

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floorsalad.is.goblin.fyi
A bit brisk out this morning, but I still plan to meditate. Maybe I will wait a bit for the Sun to warm the ground? 😅
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今朝は外が少し寒いけれど、それでも瞑想するつもりだ。太陽が地面を温めるまで、少し待ってみようかわ？😅
A image from the weather app on my phone. It shows that the temperature is 45°F but it feels like 38°F. Daytime high of 71°F, and a nighttime low of 47°F (somehow). ~ スマホの天気アプリの画像です。気温は45°F（約7°C）ですが体感温度は38°F（約3°C）と表示されています。日中最高気温は71°F（約22°C）、夜間最低気温は47°F（約8°C）です（どういうわけか）。
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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豊川のダキニ真天への小さな祭壇で、どうやら少し前にeBayで販売されていたようです。彼女に関する言及をあまり見かけないので、この画像を共有したかったのです。🙇🏻
An image showing a small altar to Toyokawa Dakini Shinten. It has a wood frame housing a small gold statue of her with gold fox figures. Red curtains can be seen in front with gold motifs. - 豊川のダキニ真天を祀る小さな祭壇の写真。木枠の中に彼女の小さな金色の像と金色の狐像が収められている。手前には金色の文様が施された赤い幕が見える。
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Y'all
what the fuck lmao
A screenshot from clearsky showing that I am on a list called "Americanophobia" The description of the list reads "Users that misname Americans (USian, USAmerican) and/or spread bigotry & violent rhetoric against American people whether by racial takes or nationality, or reposts those that do the above."
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A beautiful bottle of Sake I will be sharing with the Kami-sama and my Hubby. 🙇🏻🩵
A photo of a pale hand holding a glass bottle of Kyōdai Nigori Sake in front of a gay pride flag.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
A image showing a moderately sized dog with light, medium length fur looking very tired of everyone's shit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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They called me faggotron back when I worked at disney y'know
A photo showing and gender ambiguous individual (me) standing in a kitchen. They have orangish hair down a bit past the shoulder, large glasses, and a silly AEW T shirt.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Yes yes I know some of you want me to be less gay but have you seen my 14th great-grandpa
do you want me to deny my dandy genes? Smh
Sir John William Hammond V does not deserve such disrespect.
A full potrait of my 14th great-grandpa, a white male with short fluffy dark hair. He is dressed the fuck UP, dress shirt and ascot and striped vest, the whole shebang. He is looking up and into the distance, expression cunty and full of mischief.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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This and a London fog to start the day (volume up if you like rain).
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This loaf is snoring next to me and the Hubby while he paints minis and I have spicy tuna salad and fresh lemonade from lemons grown out back. 🩵
A photo showing Shadow, a black fluffy chow dog laying on red-orange brick and tile flooring. The way she is laying hides her legs making her appear as a loaf of bread.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I woke up in a bad mood so that's cool ig
Anyway Heartopia first beta ends tonight
A screenshot of me and King (part of my partner system) from the game Heartopia. We are both wearing the most cunt fits possible; me in apple (the fruit not the brand) themed attire and him in citrus themed. Mini skirts and cute tops (lol). We are in my tiny gay little house, you can see my pastel furniture and my little black and white dog. King is trying to peer into my head with bird watching binoculars.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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What you are witnessing is fully automated luxury gay space AuDHD with a touch of regression
A chart showing test results for a "intelligences test" from idrlabs.com. It shows very high nature smarts, low body smarts, moderate word smarts, high number smarts, moderate-high visual smarts, moderate musical smarts, moderate intrapersonal, and moderate interpersonal.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A meme of a pretty anime lady throwing a bottle of the psychiatric medication latuda at the viewer. A black text box in the upper right that says "faggot dinner".
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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A meme showing a bottle of Skyy vodka on the far left with curly brakets to show the stages of drinking a bottle. The first third has the text "I want to kiss someone", the second third has text that reads "The two people my parents hated the most were themselves and each other. As a combination of the two, I never stood a chance", the last third has another meme image which show a manga panel of a flustered girl with text that reads "do u wanna go pee with me" with the :3 to represent feeling and formatting that suggests a stutter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Rare footage of the Hubby
very rare
never before seen
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A image of the some-what cursed worm-entity from many popular VR chat vids known as Marcus. He is pointing at the ground with his spindly limbs with text that reads "its pissin me off"
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Adding a little more padding to the inside 👍🏻
A image showing a fursuit mask. It is hard to visually tell the animal it is, but the main mask is white with pale blue hair. The eyes are large with water themed eye chips, there are blushing stickers on the cheeks, it has a tiny pink nose, and a toy story alien bandaid on the short snout.
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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At karaoke and they have Tetris on one if the cabinets and I'm decent at Tetris but don't have any confidence, hate that people would probably try to watch, and also I can't stand for too long. 😭
But they look so pretty in this lighting. 🩵
A picture of two arcade cabinets with a ridiculous number of games on each. They are under purple lighting which gives a very dreamy feel.
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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BEHOLD
Blocked by 641,08s users via lists
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Lumiose City! We made it!
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It's my choice to tell you this is a wack-ass following list
Screenshot of the quoted poster's list of accounts they follow, it shows the bluesky accounts for the whitehouse and homeland security.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A image of a meme showing a vial of testosterone cypionate on a white background with overlapping text that reads "inject me into your body, come closer, I am going to give you a micro penis, I am normal juice".
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A image showing a meme of two people drawn in comic book style, one with the israel flag and one with the LGBTQ+ progress pride flag, the former choking the latter. There is text above that reads "Zionists: Don't you get it?! The Palestinians will kill you, f*g!!!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Most of this score is because of either
1. autism and thus I lack respect for laws that I see no point it
2. Hubby/partner system lol
A screenshot from theinnocencetest.com. It shows results in black text on white background (horrible to look at lol), the results are as follows: The Innocence Test Wild Child (40) you are the happy medium - you checked both yes and no on this list, but you definitely know how to have fun. we can't wait to see where you'll be in a few years ;)
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Petting my weird son
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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A image showing a edited white borzoi sneaking their very long head around the edge of an open door. Their snout is very very long, I cannot stress this enough, and they look abit like they are plotting true evil. This image was often used in a "that's piss" meme.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM