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🚨 today i remembered my
most hated song, which was a thing like months ago. i thought to myself “i’ll know it when i see it” and here we are. i accidentally listened to 30 seconds to get this pic and hate it as much as ever, truly ironic bc harrison is the only beatle i can stand 😵💫
most hated song, which was a thing like months ago. i thought to myself “i’ll know it when i see it” and here we are. i accidentally listened to 30 seconds to get this pic and hate it as much as ever, truly ironic bc harrison is the only beatle i can stand 😵💫
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
🚨 today i remembered my
most hated song, which was a thing like months ago. i thought to myself “i’ll know it when i see it” and here we are. i accidentally listened to 30 seconds to get this pic and hate it as much as ever, truly ironic bc harrison is the only beatle i can stand 😵💫
most hated song, which was a thing like months ago. i thought to myself “i’ll know it when i see it” and here we are. i accidentally listened to 30 seconds to get this pic and hate it as much as ever, truly ironic bc harrison is the only beatle i can stand 😵💫
at no point in my life would i have said “i collect socks” or “i have a lot of socks” or even have really given a second thought to socks. but in these unearthing/cleaning times, i have a) donated 40 pairs in the spring b) kept at least 40 pairs in the “active wearing” drawer
August 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
at no point in my life would i have said “i collect socks” or “i have a lot of socks” or even have really given a second thought to socks. but in these unearthing/cleaning times, i have a) donated 40 pairs in the spring b) kept at least 40 pairs in the “active wearing” drawer
entire 7th grade in tears (actually it was prob aftermath of reagan getting shot in 6th grade but this one’s more memorable)
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
entire 7th grade in tears (actually it was prob aftermath of reagan getting shot in 6th grade but this one’s more memorable)
can’t stop thinking about Little Pickle. bodyguards? and like what snacks is he selling???
June 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
can’t stop thinking about Little Pickle. bodyguards? and like what snacks is he selling???
so there IS something worse than businesses/message board “april fool’s jokes”: the non-chronological algorithm showing them to me days and days later 👎🏻
April 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
so there IS something worse than businesses/message board “april fool’s jokes”: the non-chronological algorithm showing them to me days and days later 👎🏻
what if, hear me out, a cancer journey story isn’t for you? #conferencetrap
December 10, 2024 at 3:18 PM
what if, hear me out, a cancer journey story isn’t for you? #conferencetrap
tbh “divided country finally united in support of healthcare CEO shooter” totally tracks, 2024-style
December 5, 2024 at 5:49 PM
tbh “divided country finally united in support of healthcare CEO shooter” totally tracks, 2024-style
oh good it’s crying in the grocery store season again
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
oh good it’s crying in the grocery store season again
the very most “spirit terminal at the laguardia airport” that could happen
November 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
the very most “spirit terminal at the laguardia airport” that could happen
boy the more you think about it, the worse it gets
November 6, 2024 at 1:00 PM
boy the more you think about it, the worse it gets
Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?
November 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?
tell you what, your elderly mom having covid really really distracts from election depression and anxiety! new stress FTW!
(***she’s totally fine, bored and mad about isolation)
(***she’s totally fine, bored and mad about isolation)
November 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
tell you what, your elderly mom having covid really really distracts from election depression and anxiety! new stress FTW!
(***she’s totally fine, bored and mad about isolation)
(***she’s totally fine, bored and mad about isolation)
a thing i think about: at some point in everyone’s life they’ve eaten their last Subway sandwich. have you? have i? (don’t remember the last one; no plans to have one again in the future) 🤔
September 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
a thing i think about: at some point in everyone’s life they’ve eaten their last Subway sandwich. have you? have i? (don’t remember the last one; no plans to have one again in the future) 🤔
nothing like a wide-awake 3am game of “ghost or mouse” in the bedroom (i’m going with ghost and going to sleep. hopefully.)
September 16, 2024 at 6:51 AM
nothing like a wide-awake 3am game of “ghost or mouse” in the bedroom (i’m going with ghost and going to sleep. hopefully.)
before our AI overlords completely take control, can someone fix ticket-buying platforms, please? fucking hell.
September 10, 2024 at 3:29 PM
before our AI overlords completely take control, can someone fix ticket-buying platforms, please? fucking hell.
name a thing you used to like but now don’t. i’ll start: “plans” “things to do” “social engagements”
September 7, 2024 at 7:44 PM
name a thing you used to like but now don’t. i’ll start: “plans” “things to do” “social engagements”
mid-shift shoe change is one of the most old-person ideas i’ve had but also one of the best 🙌🏻
August 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
mid-shift shoe change is one of the most old-person ideas i’ve had but also one of the best 🙌🏻
the TSA agent at the spirit LGA terminal (which is like, not part of the airport? maybe the original teeny tiny terminal from 1920s or something??) single-handedly handling two lines just busting thru ID checks. do i think anything could have happened? sure. but it was very fast!
July 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
the TSA agent at the spirit LGA terminal (which is like, not part of the airport? maybe the original teeny tiny terminal from 1920s or something??) single-handedly handling two lines just busting thru ID checks. do i think anything could have happened? sure. but it was very fast!
shout out to these two dudes literally holding it down: the guy working solo totally slammed at Softside ice cream on nat’l ice cream day yesterday; head down just kept working his way thru the line of dummies with dumb questions and 2)
July 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
shout out to these two dudes literally holding it down: the guy working solo totally slammed at Softside ice cream on nat’l ice cream day yesterday; head down just kept working his way thru the line of dummies with dumb questions and 2)
why are there no conjoined twin dogs.
April 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
why are there no conjoined twin dogs.
all i know is that after being mobility challenged for what will end up being 2+ months, i simultaneously will want to do EVERYTHING (travel! shows! dinners! fun) and NOTHING (i’m never gonna leave this house again)
February 28, 2024 at 7:57 PM
all i know is that after being mobility challenged for what will end up being 2+ months, i simultaneously will want to do EVERYTHING (travel! shows! dinners! fun) and NOTHING (i’m never gonna leave this house again)
maybe 24 hours in a day is too many. is that a hot take? 🩼💁🏻♀️🔫
February 10, 2024 at 9:23 PM
maybe 24 hours in a day is too many. is that a hot take? 🩼💁🏻♀️🔫
be funny if there’s old tape out there of bernie moreno pronouncing his name morAYno and then he had to change it to match trump’s dumb mispronunciation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
be funny if there’s old tape out there of bernie moreno pronouncing his name morAYno and then he had to change it to match trump’s dumb mispronunciation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just heard a snippet of radio discussion about ppl using chatGPT to have dating app conversations and to write wedding vows, as if that was normal and good. what even is happening anymore? slippery slope slip sliding awayyyyy
January 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
just heard a snippet of radio discussion about ppl using chatGPT to have dating app conversations and to write wedding vows, as if that was normal and good. what even is happening anymore? slippery slope slip sliding awayyyyy