Dr Florence H R Scott
@florencehrscott.bsky.social
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Historian of queenship in early medieval England. Based in York UK. Antiracist. Disabled. Non-binary. Marxist. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Author of Ælfgif-who?, biographies of medieval women: florencehrs.substack.com Agent: @tomkillingbeck.bsky.social
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I almost prefer Covid Stratus FXG to the ubiquity of trodden-on minced beef in a brioche bun drenched in hot honey
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there's a smash burger epidemic in York and it's now the only burger available
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he was quite a charismatic guy, it's a real shame nobody thought to film him when he was alive
The Guardian headline: Robin Williams' daughter Zelda hits out at AI-generated videos of her dead father: 'stop doing this to him'
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Okay this is a good point because I actually loved the mill on the floss (as much as middlemarch?) and that has loads of childhood stuff but it's not either in a country house or a boarding school so doesn't feel irritating in the same way
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All children do, that's our tragedy
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All I'm saying is Somerset Maugham could have cut out all the poor-little-clubfooted-boy-at school stuff and Of Human Bondage would have lost nothing. He also could have cut out that long bit where he tried and failed to be an accountant (?)
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Okay thank god because I'm on chapter two and I'm not sure how much longer I can abide little Polly saying her prayers for papa
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Anyway I just started reading Villette by Charlotte Bronte. Can anyone give me a heads up on childhood background to proper novel ratio?
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I just want to know how much of it is a proper novel with adults in it and how much of it is a prissy little child asking to sit on papa's knee or being verbally abused by the cook etc
florencehrscott.bsky.social
Every nineteenth-century novel should have a label on the back warning the reader what percentage of the narrative is set when the protagonist is a child in either a country house or boarding school
florencehrscott.bsky.social
sometimes my partner and I text each other from different rooms and I say something funny and he types 'hahahahaha' but the house is silent
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Having a little autumnal social media break in an attempt to achieve whatever this is
Mice from brambly hedge sitting by an open fire
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Well, he goes real slow with the hammer down
He’s the country-fried president endorsed by a clown!

Bolsonaro! Bolsonaro
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I thought this was the prince of wales for a second I need to go to bed
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“What do YOU HAVE? You have NOTHING, you are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are hatred, YOU ARE NOTHING. You can build nothing, produce nothing, create nothing."
florencehrscott.bsky.social
As long as I think one person will probably understand my shit joke I will post it
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You got me a bath bomb? Didn’t one of those kill Marat?
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In my house we just call it the toilet
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‘The internet was better when it was on a computer in a designated room and not in our pockets’, we all post, from our phones, that we purchased for significant money and use for hours every day
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What up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
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Short form video is ideal for jokes but terrible for conveying nuanced information. If you learned something from tiktok there’s an equal or larger chance that it was misinformation.

Bring back vine, basically.
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i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?