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Take my angry upvote
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Take my angry upvote
I don't see why he wouldn't want us to know this. It's a day all about him.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don't see why he wouldn't want us to know this. It's a day all about him.
I'm half expecting this.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm half expecting this.
And he's expecting gratitude for it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And he's expecting gratitude for it.
I imagine James Earl Jones singing that line.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I imagine James Earl Jones singing that line.
courage is contagious
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
courage is contagious
I think you meant the OBD port. Other than that, you're absolutely right.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think you meant the OBD port. Other than that, you're absolutely right.
Gasoline is $1.89/gallon in the State of Confusion.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gasoline is $1.89/gallon in the State of Confusion.
Courage and fear are both contagious.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Courage and fear are both contagious.
I'm surprised Waymo announced this publicly. They could have just put fake temp tags on them and let them loose.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm surprised Waymo announced this publicly. They could have just put fake temp tags on them and let them loose.
They let him sleep so they don't have to kiss his ass
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They let him sleep so they don't have to kiss his ass
I read this headline quickly and thought "Oh, shit, is Hegseth managing the DoD over Discord"?
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I read this headline quickly and thought "Oh, shit, is Hegseth managing the DoD over Discord"?
Jokes are funny. This stopped being funny almost a decade ago.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Jokes are funny. This stopped being funny almost a decade ago.
Nah, I hope we just put that name on more appropriate things.
Like farts that shouldn't have been trusted.
Like farts that shouldn't have been trusted.
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nah, I hope we just put that name on more appropriate things.
Like farts that shouldn't have been trusted.
Like farts that shouldn't have been trusted.
We should also bring back sugar of lead to sweeten candy.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We should also bring back sugar of lead to sweeten candy.
With orangepeel that bad, he must have been painted by Mercedes
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
With orangepeel that bad, he must have been painted by Mercedes
Our forefathers _were_ invaders
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Our forefathers _were_ invaders
I don't know what this fetish is called, but I have to kink-shame it pre-emptively.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't know what this fetish is called, but I have to kink-shame it pre-emptively.
Fear.
Fear of losing their job. Why do you think Trump asks where they work?
Eventually that network is going to need something from this administration- FCC, SEC for example.
They just want to be Bob from ABC, not Bob who cost the shareholders $500M.
Fear of losing their job. Why do you think Trump asks where they work?
Eventually that network is going to need something from this administration- FCC, SEC for example.
They just want to be Bob from ABC, not Bob who cost the shareholders $500M.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fear.
Fear of losing their job. Why do you think Trump asks where they work?
Eventually that network is going to need something from this administration- FCC, SEC for example.
They just want to be Bob from ABC, not Bob who cost the shareholders $500M.
Fear of losing their job. Why do you think Trump asks where they work?
Eventually that network is going to need something from this administration- FCC, SEC for example.
They just want to be Bob from ABC, not Bob who cost the shareholders $500M.
How is it a mud room if there isn't an external door?
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How is it a mud room if there isn't an external door?
Some drug traffickers are more equal than other drug traffickers
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Some drug traffickers are more equal than other drug traffickers
She's just taking a little island vacation...
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
She's just taking a little island vacation...