“I just eat meat and ferments!”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
“I just eat meat and ferments!”
taking every precaution I can, putting protocols in place to make sure I never hear one of this guy’s songs
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
taking every precaution I can, putting protocols in place to make sure I never hear one of this guy’s songs
extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years
okay sorry but when he’s right he’s right
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
okay sorry but when he’s right he’s right
Jelly Roll Shows Off 300-Lb. Weight Loss as Wife Bunnie Xo Jokes She Used ‘Lube’ to Get into Her Latex Dress
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Jelly Roll Shows Off 300-Lb. Weight Loss as Wife Bunnie Xo Jokes She Used ‘Lube’ to Get into Her Latex Dress
won Sopranos trivia tonight with @randballsstu.bsky.social @mjneuman.bsky.social and @broxey.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
won Sopranos trivia tonight with @randballsstu.bsky.social @mjneuman.bsky.social and @broxey.bsky.social
now that it’s official I’d like to announce my new position as leftist cabal milk purchasing operations manager, Minneapolis/Saint Paul division. excited for the opportunity!
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
now that it’s official I’d like to announce my new position as leftist cabal milk purchasing operations manager, Minneapolis/Saint Paul division. excited for the opportunity!
ICE sucks so much they got us to hang out together outside for hours in feels like 1 degree weather
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
ICE sucks so much they got us to hang out together outside for hours in feels like 1 degree weather
tfw the produce is really picked over
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
tfw the produce is really picked over
going to my job where I dress up like GI Joe to threaten little league moms
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
going to my job where I dress up like GI Joe to threaten little league moms
heads up sports fans the Anthropologie at 50th and France has yankee caps
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
heads up sports fans the Anthropologie at 50th and France has yankee caps
would love to throw stones here but I’ve eaten McDonald’s orders that would kill a horse
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
would love to throw stones here but I’ve eaten McDonald’s orders that would kill a horse
remember if you press play on The Burbs at 11:38 tonight you’ll hear Bruce Dern say “smells like they’re cooking a goddamn cat over there” at midnight
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
remember if you press play on The Burbs at 11:38 tonight you’ll hear Bruce Dern say “smells like they’re cooking a goddamn cat over there” at midnight
I don’t think this would be a very funny skit
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don’t think this would be a very funny skit
Rob Schneider would’ve gotten the lead in Spotlight if it wasn’t for his political beliefs
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Rob Schneider would’ve gotten the lead in Spotlight if it wasn’t for his political beliefs
I’m not racist I’m just a powerfully annoying idiot
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m not racist I’m just a powerfully annoying idiot
