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Full Metal Puppy Girl
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You can call me Fluffy Cryptid,30s/they/she. Oh no pronouns in bio what will they learn.

Or maybe I'm actually the actor who played a boy wizard, ignore my tits.
Mostly SFW but sometimes NSFW so minors will be blocked on site
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fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social
What a shit show
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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arbituram.bsky.social
Vote Newsom for long pig. It's like pig but longer and skinnier than a pig usually is.
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Minneapolis, the National Guard is being deployed today to escort the *checks news* *checks news again* *checks my vision at the optometrist* *checks news* racists marching through Somali neighborhoods to protest the existence of day cares for Black kids

mndaily.com/city/minneso...
Minnesota National Guard, several other agencies mobilized ahead of Saturday march Minnesota’s commissioner for the Department of Public Safety announced the action Friday. by Tyler Church and Alexis Letang Published January 16, 2026 “March Against Minnesota Fraud,” organized by conservative influencer Jake Lang, is planned for Saturday at 12 p.m. at Minneapolis City Hall. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune, Rep. Mohamud Noor said he is fearful of the protest moving to areas with high Somali populations, such as the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood. Activists also expect the protest to travel through the University of Minnesota campus. The protest, which Lang broadcasted on X, calls to “take back” the state from Democrats, following President Donald Trump’s recent scrutiny of Minnesota’s Somali community. The “crusaders”, as Lang called the members of the protest in his X post, plan to start at Minneapolis’ city hall. The Minneapolis Police Inspector Bill Peterson told Minneapolis residents Tuesday in a monthly community safety meeting that the city has prepared for the event, adding that they are “hyper-aware” that the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood could be a target due to their large Somali population.
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 PM
fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social
Can you just regift the Nobel Peace Prize? Honestly this will probably get him to back off because hes s fucking baby
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM