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Jess
@fluffyestkitten.bsky.social
Ts ts fan
Some of you nfers got ur grippers out in the ikea
September 17, 2023 at 10:24 AM
When i eat a long chip i feel like a brontosaurus
September 5, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Pickleback - how you rebrine me
August 29, 2023 at 11:04 PM
they should give me a prehensile snout
August 25, 2023 at 9:18 PM
we as a society need to do more to warn the general public on the dangers of wall spikes
August 25, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Ur dad looks like he eats sandwiches
August 22, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I wish someone would put me in a hole and cover me in loam
August 22, 2023 at 10:32 PM
We need to bring back ejector seats?
August 22, 2023 at 1:20 PM
what happened to orlando bloom?
August 21, 2023 at 12:59 AM
We need to bring back going YEOWCH
August 19, 2023 at 9:52 PM
the bug light has proven too much for my small and feeble eyes
August 19, 2023 at 8:59 PM
There is something unequivocally swaggy about polo shirts. science is yet to discover this
August 19, 2023 at 3:04 PM
sprinkling microplastic over a finished meal to enhance the aroma and mouthfeel
August 19, 2023 at 3:00 PM
noone ever asks you to solve their riddle these days it's all no ma'am you can't park there maam that is the shopping trolly return bay
August 17, 2023 at 1:44 AM
the aldis own brand wotsits are having an impact
August 16, 2023 at 12:16 AM
someone should approached me gently and feed me from the palm of their hand
August 15, 2023 at 10:00 AM
shoplifting
August 14, 2023 at 11:04 PM
newts are like if skinks were british
August 14, 2023 at 10:02 PM
guy who is sad when he flushed the toilet
August 14, 2023 at 9:53 PM
we never should ve tamed horses
August 14, 2023 at 4:30 PM
mediterranean willy Wonka be like force-feeding you olives until you die of hypernatremia
August 13, 2023 at 12:40 AM
wake up new animals to be autistic about just dropped
August 13, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Licked a spider and now my lions are tingling
August 12, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Sat in Oppenheimer eating an olive everytime cillian Murphy does a wide eyed stare. Might be sick
August 12, 2023 at 3:01 PM
cats mewling incessantly trying to distract me from the olives. She won't win
August 11, 2023 at 11:01 PM