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Ruby Kobold 🌹 -⃝⃤
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Hi! I’m Remi! Some friends call me Ruby Kobold c: 32 she/it Queer transfemme kobold 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 18+ content will be displayed here, minors DO NOT INTERACT
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A screenshot from the Simpsons: a melodramatic crybully lady cries “won’t somebody please think of the children!” But the word “children” is replaced with the word “businesses”
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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I made a donation to Pueblo Project Foundation! They’re the folks running People Over Papers and IceOut.org, the project running an active map of ICE incidents helping comrades track the movement of the fascist police.
A screenshot of a receipt showing a $15 dollar donation to People Over Papers
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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trying desperately to be normal about this skeet
A heavily sweating person grips their thigh so hard it begins to bleed. The grip is labelled “horny grip.”
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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MFW I put all my eggs in the “destroy the planet to plagiarize the internet” basket, and nobody wants the basket anymore
A zoomed in picture of the CEO quoted in the article. I don’t know his name, sorry.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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A title card from Its Always Sunny - it reads “The Gang Yips at their Dragon”
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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me when the clock strikes 5 on a Friday and I can finally leave work
“My Metamorphosis” meme but it’s me turning into a little kobold. It is a 4 panel comic. Panel 1: a stickman, bleeding from the face. It says “my metamorphosis begins. The form they promised me is great but my transition shall be agonizing…oh god my flesh is melting” Panel 2: the stickman is in agony. It screams “ahhhh oh god please kill me” and prays while its skin melts off Panel 3: agony. The panel is a mess of scribbles of red and black. Panel 4: a small, cute little kobold sits smiling at the camera. It says “yip!” cutely
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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broke out the vintage meme for this one, because I’m old
A variation of the “my day be so fine” meme from 2020. 2 panels - the first panel is JFK from the cartoon Clone High sitting on a couch. He looks pleased with himself. The caption says “my injection might be so fine.” The second panel is JFK on the same couch, except now he looks forlorn. The caption says “then BOOM! Medfet (medical fetish) kink unlocked.”
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants looks forelorn from his window as he watches SpongeBob and Patrick playing happily outside
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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yoooo, MP3 player gang!!! (iPhone for scale)
A picture of my MP3 player (the HiBy R1) with an iPhone 14 next to it for scale
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Really saved it at the last second there
A still image from SpongeBob. SpongeBob declares “if I’m lying, let me be struck by a flying ice cream truck!” But as the truck descends from the sky towards him, he adds “AND LIVE!” This still frame is from SpongeBob shouting “and live.”
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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to me*
Yamcha death pose. Yamcha from dragon ball z lays crumpled in a crater, defeated
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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A screenshot from Undertale. Napstablook says “really not feelin up to it right now. Sorry.”
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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You idiots have been “adult reasoning” for so long that it’s now unsafe for me to travel through most of my country.

Maybe get a little more fucking violent, please.
Erin Reed’s map of Adult Anti-Trans Legal Risk
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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hey slugger, maybe log off and play with your Legos instead
An edit of the Principal Skinner meme. Two panels: the first shows Principal Skinner of the Simpsons pondering. He says “am I causing my own problems by being insufferable, obnoxious, arrogant, and heartless?” The second panel has Skinner looking up reassuredly. He says “no, it’s the trannies who are wrong.”
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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It rules that these are just like, here now

I just have tits

it’s fucking amazing, HRT is magical
Ruby Kobold bares her breasts to the camera
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Cybertruck be like
Yamcha death pose
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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coming soon to your PlayStation
An edited version of a poster for Metal Gear Solid 1. Bluesky user Psyruu’s profile picture has been edited over Snake’s face. The poster has been edited to read “Tactical Tiramisu Action — Metal Psyruu Solid”
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Don’t forget that I’m also a weirdo who jerks off to cartoon robots, and monsters, and dragons, and tall, pretty lesbian witches casting spells on me
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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this is u c:
That dril tweet. It reads “ ‘im not owned! im not owned!!’, I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.”
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Thank you for reminding me of my favorite canonical plot point of Metal Gear Solid 2
A canon screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2. It reads “No. ‘Vamp’ isn’t for vampire. It’s because he’s bisexual…”
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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meanwhile, all the actual leftists I know are like
Two screenshots from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The first depicts a man holding a pirate hostage. He says “Drop your weapons or I kill the man!” Second panel is two pirates, looking confusedly at the hostage situation. They say “kill him! He’s not our man!”
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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damn, good for him
The above tweet, except it has been edited to read “oh no yeah your kobold boyfriend isn’t here anymore. Yeah he got blown. Sorry
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Yamcha death pose from Dragonball Z. Yamcha lies in a crater, thoroughly defeated.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Let’s go Torrent!!! @pwhltorrent.bsky.social
Ruby kobold sitting with her friends at the hockey game Our ladies skating hard in the first period!
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Tired: goon cave

Inspired:
A sign from a convenience store. It reads “jerky zone.”
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM