It should be illegal for an algorithm to downrank a post because it links to outside the platform.

Violators should be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment.

It still boggles my mind you Americans let the retarded failson from the apprentice run your country.

I applaud Samantha Fulnecky for clearly not using artificial intelligence to write her paper.

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Are you under the impression I believe the things that come out of my mouth?

job interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?

me: I tried to get the most murders, but Hitler's record is too far ahead to catch.

A guy opens a package of Reese's Pieces and pours it into a bowl. He proceeds to eat them with a spoon.

POOF! Reese Witherspoon appears.

"Goddamnit, you dumbasses need to stop summoning me! Don't eat Reese with a spoon! Use your fucking hands!"

She proceeds to shove Reese's Pieces into his mouth.

I solve other people's problems and leave my own to fester.

Wind is like getting slapped in the face by nothingness.

Few people have souls and I'm definitely not one of them.

You could read my mind and parrot my beliefs verbatim—and I would still disagree with you.

Err on the side of the person with less power.

Repetition births dogma.