"Ma'am, i don't know how to tell you this but, those engine troubles you were having, well I figured out the problem. So you see where you engine is supposed to be is actually just a single potato. No wiring or anything just a lose potato" - i say with a suspiciously engine shaped stomach

When she Jun on my Pei till I Iori

When she poke till I mon

Do you guys ever wonder if Michael Bay got lock jaw from how hard he sucked advertisers dicks to make the transformers movies?

If you were in charge of infinite monkeys, you'd be absolutely furious if one of them turned in a complete manuscript of Hamlet, except that the main character was called Homlet throughout.

We in the clerb, we all vampires and this guy with a sword just walked in

She bouncin' on it with sinister intentions

My buddy scott escaped jail, guess you could got he got off Terence free

My spoils... they've spoiled

Cursing my enimes, who scorned me into the forest

She strumming on my cowbell till I Frank Sinatra Moonlight sonata