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Watching Celebrity Traitors and Paloma definitely did not dress with grave digging in mind. #thetraitors #traitors #CelebrityTraitors
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It’s a little concerning (and annoyjng!) to see a gig you have tickets for turn up on one of the seat filler sites, especially as it’s a small venue, but I’m sure it’ll be fine and it wont be a bit too intimate…
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Just some of the comics (and wrestlers) that clashed during the Clash of the Comics, and it was great!
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The Wrestling! Except now it’s called Clash of the Comics. But it’s still The Wrestling to me, and I fully expect it to once again be one of the best things ever! God bless Max and Ivan!
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It worked in the end and I am in. Hooray!
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My code for the Tori Amos presale isn’t working. FML.
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My code for the Tori Amos presale isn’t working. FML.
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(Worth acknowledging, however, that they are the sort of band that probably wouldn’t exist without rich parents, I.e. they definitely went to the sort of school where you had to wear a hat as part of the uniform)
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GIG UPDATE: The New Eves. Like a folk horror Last Dinner Party, filled with feral femininity. The album is quite the experience, but seeing it live is something else entirely.
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For the support band’s first song, the singer counted all the numbers from 100 down to zero, rather than coming up with any lyrics. Then for the second song, I heard what he considered to be acceptable lyrics and longed to be back in those heady days.
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I begrudge paying for soup. I mean, it’s basically just tomato flavoured ribena.
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I wonder how the Yeomans at the Tower of London feel about having to wear a child’s fancy dress costume for work?
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The hair… the dress… the _everything_, and all perfectly normal and barely worthy of comment at the time!
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Every single inch of this picture of Grace from Big Brother screams pure mid-noughties, and not just because it’s a picture of Grace from Big Brother.
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Me when trying to read To Kill A Mockingbird after giving up on Catcher in the Rye.
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One of the reasons I wouldn’t do Saturday Night Live is that I would die of embarrassment every time I had to do the cringey “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night!” thing at the start of the show. I mean, it’s not the only reason - it’s probably not even the main one - but it’s one of them. #snl
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I used to work at Canary Wharf, so I mainly associate the DLR with the Jubilee Line being down and having an even worse commute as a result.
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The DLR are toy town trains!
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
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Haha! Maybe they just thought you were an East Finchley rather than a Brent Cross kind of girl and were worried you were on the wrong branch.
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Just gave some tourists directions to Camden Market - yes, yes, I’m part of the problem. TBH, they didn’t look like Camden Market people, but maybe a trip to Cyberdog will open up a new chapter in their lives.
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It is Nicola Roberts’ birthday today! So why not celebrate by spending the day listening to the pure pop perfection that is Beat Of My Drum, a song which I’m 99% sure immediately hit the number one spot and NEVER LEFT.

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Nicola Roberts - Beat Of My Drum
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Might go through my contacts and delete everyone with the surname Tinder or Bumble, like some sort of Dickensian cull.
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Bands should have their logo on all their instruments, not just the drum kit
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This is it! And, while I’d remembered the Pepsi connection, I’d forgotten it also says Cerys in the middle of the logo. What a tee! And what a legend!
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Can’t even find the T-shirt, despite this being exactly the sort of thing Redbubble’s copyright averse marketplace was made for!