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@flump0.bsky.social
three time champion for most cringefail girl thing east of the mississippi

I like bideo gams and art and uhh and puters
(she/whatever)
please come back mr. corn... we miss you
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
shit time to find out I'm trans, huh
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
y'all talking about filling them with holes as if they won't spontaneously combust before you see them in the field
February 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
his power knows no bounds
January 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
silje confirmed for friends of jimbo 5
January 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can't wait for the sea shanty album dropping in 2031
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
what happens if you eat the whole sandwich in one bite?
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 PM
sot rue
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 PM
funky little fella
November 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Ricky Dicky Random but you're rolling at disadvantage
November 28, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by flump
Hi I have 4 navy seals in my attic that are refusing to leave I believe you may be able to help
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Diddy is going to be selected as Secretary of Interior in 73 hours
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
everywhere at the end of roast chicken
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Baptist here. You don't even necessarily need to get dunked, just proclaim faith. Ironic, given our name
November 14, 2024 at 10:46 PM