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giggling and batting my eyelashes at the wikipedia page for list of breakfast foods
what the fuck are we doing here
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what the fuck are we doing here
i wonder how many witches/sorcerers/etc across time just had ocd
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i wonder how many witches/sorcerers/etc across time just had ocd
practicing in front of a mirror saying “i would like to watch all of the Venom movies imminently for very Normal reasons”
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
practicing in front of a mirror saying “i would like to watch all of the Venom movies imminently for very Normal reasons”
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
i don't even like guns, but everyone in the Scream sequels should definitely be walking around with a gun at all times, right? or at LEAST a taser
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don't even like guns, but everyone in the Scream sequels should definitely be walking around with a gun at all times, right? or at LEAST a taser
me when things don’t happen how i planned them ahead of time
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
me when things don’t happen how i planned them ahead of time
been getting up earlier and it’s mostly been good except apparently the alt rock radio channel i listen to has a guy’s show in the morning where he talks and does not play alt rock. i don’t know why this is the same channel. enjoying alt rock does not make me interested in this loud man’s thoughts
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
been getting up earlier and it’s mostly been good except apparently the alt rock radio channel i listen to has a guy’s show in the morning where he talks and does not play alt rock. i don’t know why this is the same channel. enjoying alt rock does not make me interested in this loud man’s thoughts
video evidence
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
video evidence
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fucking crazy that i go off birth control and my hormones have me feeling like a teenager, and that’s when dan and phil decide to hard launch
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
fucking crazy that i go off birth control and my hormones have me feeling like a teenager, and that’s when dan and phil decide to hard launch
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People assigned female at birth be shopping
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
People assigned female at birth be shopping
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playing with my hair isn’t enough i need someone to paint my face
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
playing with my hair isn’t enough i need someone to paint my face
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October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i’m emotional about when Challengers came out and a divided world came together to agree that we all like the horny tennis movie
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i’m emotional about when Challengers came out and a divided world came together to agree that we all like the horny tennis movie
my evening plans? i’m going to eat a full chocolate bar then immediately fall asleep, and if there are any repercussions to this i WILL be indignant
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my evening plans? i’m going to eat a full chocolate bar then immediately fall asleep, and if there are any repercussions to this i WILL be indignant
I GOT MARRIED TODAY!!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I GOT MARRIED TODAY!!!!!
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email formatting is my passion
September 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
email formatting is my passion
it would be cool if we had more options for governor than one absolute fucking lunatic and one person who is refusing to point out how much of an absolute fucking lunatic the other one is in an attempt to appease moderates
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
it would be cool if we had more options for governor than one absolute fucking lunatic and one person who is refusing to point out how much of an absolute fucking lunatic the other one is in an attempt to appease moderates
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
i can’t ever leave social media because i couldn’t bear not being able to understand chris fleming’s niche references anymore
September 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i can’t ever leave social media because i couldn’t bear not being able to understand chris fleming’s niche references anymore
every time i go to my internship i pass a winsome earle-sears sign that says “LETS KEEP A GOOD THING GOING” and i am stunned at the idea that anyone regardless of political affiliation would run on the basis of “things are going really well right now” in 2025
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
every time i go to my internship i pass a winsome earle-sears sign that says “LETS KEEP A GOOD THING GOING” and i am stunned at the idea that anyone regardless of political affiliation would run on the basis of “things are going really well right now” in 2025
watching Only Lovers Left Alive and i can’t stop laughing at the idea of your weird pale reclusive boss who is clearly a secret vampire getting sadder and sadder before eventually asking you to find a wooden bullet for them
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
watching Only Lovers Left Alive and i can’t stop laughing at the idea of your weird pale reclusive boss who is clearly a secret vampire getting sadder and sadder before eventually asking you to find a wooden bullet for them