Flurie
Flurie
@flurie.bsky.social
Still tired, but less so?
Six of one, half-dozen of your mother OHHHHHHH
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trying to find out how to shop my spec script about crows for crows. Are any of the studios trying to break into the crow market? It’s called “All Admire Caw-Caw.”
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? One bite at a time.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
has anyone invented a woodwind, that can be played with ass
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Kony 2027
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
brolita
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Petition is my favorite kind of discharge
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Peg-a-leg
Woah Brown Betty
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
thoreau was a literal neckbeard yet no one is talking about this
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tiananmen Square seems like a cool place to visit but it’s gotta be overrun with people recreating the tank guy photo right
September 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Maha Men - “Who Let The Bugs Out”
September 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A Billy Joel theme restaurant called Uptown Grill
August 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Italian Divorce Soup
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sadouchey Suckamoto
August 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
To the opening bars of “Do-Re-Mi”:

Dave, Attell
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is wilco just jam band for people with union cards and postgraduate degrees
August 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you are fungi then lichen subscribe
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
just realized what a great name Peter O'Toole was. But I feel like a middle name of Ramrod would make it even better.
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A shirt that says “nice tits” but upside-down so you can look at yourself and get a compliment from yourself
June 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Kid screaming as his mother follows him in after verifying he didn’t wash his hands with soap: “THIS IS THE MENS BATHROOM!”
June 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If they ever invent the Okay Dane I might have to get one just to show my support.
June 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What is the Edsel of dogs
June 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what if they made Vanna the host and Seacrest the booth babe
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Now playing “Simulation Crow (Wide Application)” by Type O Negative
May 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ambient Temperature Bar and Grill
May 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM