MaryIsOwning2025
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![A meme using Star Trek: Lower Decks character Beckett Mariner reacts sarcastically to overpriced and questionable Star Trek merchandise.
1. Panel 1: Mariner smiles and asks, “Hey CBS/Paramount, got any cool new merchandise?”
2. Panel 2: An ad shows “The Starship is Landing” T-shirt and poster. Text: “Sure! Check out our new line of ‘The Starship is Landing’ swag!”
3. Panel 3: Mariner frowns: “Uh, ok… you do know most of the ships in Trek don’t land, right?”
4. Panel 4: Image of blue pajamas. Text: “How about these $68 PJs? They’re usually $99!”
5. Panel 5: Mariner rolls her eyes: “At least they’re not some weird ‘Starship Landing’ nonsense. But they’re a bit expensive, don’t you think?”
6. Panel 6: A lamp shaped like the Enterprise priced at $269. Text: “Check out this Lamp! ONLY $269!”
7. Panel 7: Mariner looks furious: “Seriously?! $269?!”
8. Panel 8: A shirt with the letter “Q.” Text: “Ok, how about this affordable ‘Q’ shirt? On the back it says ‘I’ll Be Watching.’”
9. Panel 9: Mariner shouts, “WTF?! Are you [BLEEP]ING insane?! VAGUE ‘Q’ MERCH?!”
10. Panel 10: A photo of a cute purple Star Trek: Prodigy character plush. Text: “Ok, ok! How about this Cute Little Murf Plush? (Which we’re only giving out 1,000 of at NYCC).”
11. Final panel: Mariner glares in rage with caption “[BLEEP].”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gagbliyubxfvlogjmsrms2bn/bafkreibvnovxhofjm7yr7uc7m2blkzpqqjapi7yeeyudfeqqqbk7h3ojle@jpeg)
