“Please help me download more ram to the computer”

Amateur beat-making is a great hobby for young musicians: teaching them broad musical concept (timing, key, instrumentation, phrasing) as well as more abstract things like taste

Ed: “The power of inflation and deflation are America’s ultimate stand, and these petty Silicon Valley bozos want to use it to finance their next big grift of uber for cats.”

Jim Cramer, frantically checking notes: “A stand? Mr Citrus- I mean, Mr Zi-trin…?”

Not the most ridiculous idea. Google has publicized that they’ve been running posts of Gemini on their own priority CPUs

DJ Seinfeld is absolutely incredible. Super captivating sets that mesmerize. Fantastic

Another entry in my increasingly long essay: The Vindication of Ed Zitron™️