Y’all ever wonder why werewolves are all depicted as a quarter ton of pure muscle, despite the human host often just being… some guy? Just once I’m tryna see a werewolf built like someone’s thickass lapdog. Rather than hunting humans for sport, he’s outta breath from begging for cheezits

It’s a slippery slope, always wanting more milk per milk in your oatmeal. Today it’s core power, tomorrow it could be coffee creamer. Who knows where this degeneracy of mine will lead?

Finally, somewhere I can post feet without the tyranny of censorship or hundreds of offers to purchase my socks. A breath of fresh air, truly.